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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do you know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Favorite Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

deathding, I-Luv-L and 11 others like this

flabaloobalah haha i love those i have a couple you may check your closet for the boogieman, but the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris did you know that chuck norris's tears can cure cancer? too bad he never cries...

Bond_Of_Fury Chuck Norris was driving his lamborghini once. He had to stop (CHOSE to stop) for a red traffic light. Another car approached Chuck from the back. It was a big equally intimdating looking H3 Hummer. The hummer slowly touched the rear end of Chuck's lamborghini... whereafter the H3 launched up in the air, flipped over four times, hit the ground, and caught on fire.

BeastBoyCahill Chuck Norris once got hit by a bus. The poor passengers were sent to the emergency room. Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

alex1201 If you have $5 and chuck Norris has $5..,chuck Norris has more than you Chuck Norris CAN believe its butter Only two things will survive doomsday..cockroaches and chuck Norris..however, the cockroaches will not survive chuck norris

kaitgirl7676 When chuck Norris was born, the only one crying was the doctor. Nobody slaps chuck Norris.

Kiterama @drift boss haha I have a few of those. You might want to look in your closet for the boogieman.

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