Hey everyone, I just joined.
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the author of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope you like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
We'd have to delete you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the author of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope you like it.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then
We'd have to delete you.
Wind catches lily
Scattering petals to the wind:
Segmentation fault
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
File not found.
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
No Keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens
2. get your sister or brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your music really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a bread sandwich
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat or dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
2. get your sister or brother a drink put pepper in it....
3. play all your music really load
4. blackmail them O.o
5. act like a cow.
6. lick them O.o
7. give them a bread sandwich
8. set their alrm for two in the morning
9. bite them
10. flush the toilet when their in the shower
11. ding ding ditch their room
12. eat their food
13. be right in their face when they wake up
14 sit on them
15. put your cat or dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
