Random Article: Need a Detective :)

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posted by Kyssmig

There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.

2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.

3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week.

4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.

5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.

6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.

7. Dan used to drink heavily.

8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.

9. The murderer is Jack's brother. They grew up together in Seattle.

Consider yourself to be a detective....So who is the killer ??

deathding and OkazakiDaisuke like this

dinu12 *Murderer had his leg amputated so it can NOT be Dan. *Jack has been in seclusion so it means he was NOT the one who died. *Murderer is Jack's Bro so it can NOT be ben/jack as he met him 6 months ago for the first time. *Jack and the murdered grew up in Seattle so Mike can NOT be the murderer because he was a farmer. *One of them is the killer,so it is Jeff. JEFF IS THE KILLER

Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH Three of the people were creepypastas. Jeff The Killer, BEN DRWNED, and laughing Jack/Eyeless Jack

Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH @dinu12: Oh my god, Jeff The Killer. Oh fuck.

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Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

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