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Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of books is the content which is the same however you read them calm the fuck down jesus christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a year (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s how i see it. i do want your guys’s opinion. i mean i miss my mom but if she is going to bring him idk if i want to see her. I stumble upon the photo of an aborted fetus, bloody and mangled.

Does this belong on Facebook?
No.
Am I disturbed?
Yes.
Does the fact that some moron said “like this if you’re against abortion, poor baby,” make me pro-birth/pro-life?
No.
I’m not going to change political viewpoints because of a disturbing image.

Imagine how it would make a woman feel to see that just after having an abortion?
Imagine how torn someone would be if they know that it wasn’t the right time, or of they had been impregnated by a stranger or a family member and was mentally unable to make a coherent decision anyway?
If your point is to away those women in the direction of keeping a child that may be born just to live an unhappy life and to be unwanted or unhealthy, I have no respect for you or your organizations or attempts.

And no, I do not “like” your photo. Ok so theres this one thing i need to rant about right now

K mini rant for the people who care.

So if you have mermaid hair down to your butt, listen to one direction and own a quality teenager blog and STILL think you are an “Indie Hipster Chick”….. you are lying to yourself. I mean come on, just because you think its cool doesn’t mean its for you. I’d like you to tell my why you think duckfaces are hipster. Why. Why do you think they are cool? Why???? someone tell me why! please. Ok and do you know the definition of Indie??? have you ever listened to Indie music before? Can you even name an indie group off the top of your head??? Ugh ok sorry for the butthurt. I’m done
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You are sitting on the couch waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with you for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny you say back. Are you ready to watch the movie you ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are you ok?" You ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) You are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly you are Gold. You hold his chest as you are pushing him was y and say " You watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...
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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: YOU EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can you tell...
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Have you ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the day finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first day on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the day for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can you believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above Wolf Among Us 2 or No More Heroes 3? So after being disappointed by Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created by the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...
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1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant salamander can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest salamander in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a day in the age of dinosaurs was just 23 hours long.

5-There are more than 1,200 water parks in North America.


6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...
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