Pronunciation
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a)
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
One
ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone street humming her favourite song. Mæræ Šîlętryę and Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæn were meeting her at èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Èòrìã turned at Śèłvèś Street. And ran into èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Ęrôlâ was the only one there.
“Hi Èòry,” he said.
“Hey.” said Èòrìã
“Hæy” He mimicked.
“Shut up!” She pronoced it ‘Shæt æp.'
“Hey,” said a voice.
Èòrìã and Ęrôlâ looked up. Kâtlyâ Klįnçę, Æršhlêy Wêlšœn, and Ænæ Dœmęn were leaning on the sign that read: NÔ SMÔKĮNG! Ęrôlâ stood up blocking their view of Èòrìà.
“What do you want” He asked.
Æršlêy and Ænæ backed up but Kâtlyâ said “Oh we just wanted ta say hi.” She looked up at his dark green eyes. She batted her eye-lashes at him.
“You know I like someone else now.” Said Ęrôlâ.
Èórìã wondered who he liked.
“Well who do you like?” asked Æršhlÿ.
He looked over. Æršhlÿ whimper-ed and turned away.
Ænæ tried to slip past him but he grabbed her and shoved her back. Kâtlyâ slipped past him grabbing Èórìã. Ęrôlâ put one of his hands on Kâtlyâ's shoulder. With the other hand in his pouch. He rubb-ed šêlk oil on his hand. He press-ed his hand on her neck. She screamed.
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a)
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Mîdêllę
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
One
ÈÕRÌÀ
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone street humming her favourite song. Mæræ Šîlętryę and Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæn were meeting her at èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Èòrìã turned at Śèłvèś Street. And ran into èlaśmàlìgàñ tœwñ pærk. Ęrôlâ was the only one there.
“Hi Èòry,” he said.
“Hey.” said Èòrìã
“Hæy” He mimicked.
“Shut up!” She pronoced it ‘Shæt æp.'
“Hey,” said a voice.
Èòrìã and Ęrôlâ looked up. Kâtlyâ Klįnçę, Æršhlêy Wêlšœn, and Ænæ Dœmęn were leaning on the sign that read: NÔ SMÔKĮNG! Ęrôlâ stood up blocking their view of Èòrìà.
“What do you want” He asked.
Æršlêy and Ænæ backed up but Kâtlyâ said “Oh we just wanted ta say hi.” She looked up at his dark green eyes. She batted her eye-lashes at him.
“You know I like someone else now.” Said Ęrôlâ.
Èórìã wondered who he liked.
“Well who do you like?” asked Æršhlÿ.
He looked over. Æršhlÿ whimper-ed and turned away.
Ænæ tried to slip past him but he grabbed her and shoved her back. Kâtlyâ slipped past him grabbing Èórìã. Ęrôlâ put one of his hands on Kâtlyâ's shoulder. With the other hand in his pouch. He rubb-ed šêlk oil on his hand. He press-ed his hand on her neck. She screamed.
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person next to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person next to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
