Some of you might have heard of the game Facade. those of you who have, you probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she said "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they said yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down, washed her hands, but Ivan was nowhere to be found.

Trip and Grace assumed he went outside, as cats tend to do.

the next day, Phoebe found him, he was crushed under their car. she blamed Grace and Trip for it, so, to make it up to her they bought another pet, it was a Golden retriever named Lucky. they played everyday and slept in the same bed.

one day, they heard Phoebe hitting something with her Melon. they went to check and she was beating Lucky with her watermelon. they were too shocked to move. they watched as their daughter beat Lucky to death.

afterwards, she took the melon and wrote on the wall with Lucky's blood, a L. it was a space away from an I.

they ran back to their bedroom. they wanted to think that Lucky had bit her and she overreacted, but they knew she had planned it. she probably did the same to Ivan.

the next day Phoebe found Lucky under their neighbors car. she cried and said she wanted another pet. when they refused, she demanded they get her another pet.

they couldn't say no to their only child, so they bought her another cat, a pregnant Calico cat to be exact. they whispered to each other while she was gone when they thought she would kill Mindi, the new cat.

"it was just out of anger, Lucky bit her." Trip told her.

"then what about the 'I'? when was that put there? it seems it was there soon after Ivan died." Grace argued.

Trip sighed. "you're right, but we can't stop her, hat are we gonna do, give the cat away, she'll take it back, or maybe she'll murder us too!"

Grace didn't know what to say. Trip was right. "well, we can prevent it next time when she takes Mindi, which will probably be some time after she has her kittens, she writes on the wall in their blood, and will only writes one letter per victim. the kittens need to have lots of blood flow before they die."

1 MONTH LATER

Mindi had the kittens weeks ago. there was a orange one named Elijah, a white one named Lisa, a black and orange one named Oscar and a brown one named Nick.

Phoebe took great care of all of them, before that night.

Trip and Grace watched. Phoebe killed Mindi then Elijah then Lisa then Oscar then Nick. one at a time, not caring for blood, she had to be able to clean like a maid to get rid of the blood from the last two, now she had to work like 3 maids.

the next day then found the kittens under a heavy lamp and Mindi under their neighbor car. Phoebe demanded another pet, they said no, they would never buy her another living thing.

after an hour she gave up and invited a friend over, Sally.they played upstairs for a while, then Phoebe murdered her with a melon and wrote at the end of the bloody sentence an S. then she killed herself by breaking open her own chest with the melon, it was pure red by now, not the green of a watermelon. it had grown bigger and heavier from the blood, even though it had no roots. on the wall spelled "I Like Your Melons"