Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever said to me

10. "If you keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was posted on my fanpop wall by Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her wall letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do you want some beer?"

I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?

8. "I'm your Mother"

I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada or something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?

7. "Is the water wet?"

I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.

6. "Why are you running?"

I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks you why you're retreating.

5. "You need to get more kills"

While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.

4. "Ford GT's suck"

Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.

3. "Trains suck"

What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, or electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.

2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."

I posted a two part fanfic on the Regular Show club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 posted this comment on my fan fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.

1. "Every single american is a fat person"

Of course this was said by someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.

And that concludes the top ten dumbest things ever said to me.