Random Article: Love Or Not?!!!

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posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying you simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

werevamp246, Tdinoahiscute4 and 5 others like this

Tenkic SOO...cute and pathetic :)

LiilacLottiie94 HAHA it was awesome!!!

PotterFanatic Cool!!!o.O

twilight0girl awsome :)

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some things about guys

posted by chattycandy

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....

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Barbara Streisand by Duck Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years or so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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MY TEACHER IS SO COOL

posted by jessicamc26

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More stuff to do on boring days

posted by miniabby33

1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a duck
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents

Comment tell your friends then I will make more spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns

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Dragonball - Funny Perverted Bulma Moments - Pilaf Saga

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i love this lol

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I still can XD

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Actress - Amanda Seyfried

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of year again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And you know what that means? That means it’s another year for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher movies came out that decade. You got Jason Vorhees,...

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Student Forgets To Turn Off Voice Changer

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Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

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20 CINEMA SNOB QUOTES

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist you have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that...

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White Bread is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown Bread is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

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Kacchan Katsuki Bakugo

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