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posted by PeacefulCritic
I was thinking about doing the "giant spider invasion." But being resist to the Gnomes were pretty bad. Let's just start the episode.*turns on Netflix*

The theme: of course it isn't bad at the same time it isn't that good. At some points it's catchy at others the lyrics gets a little too cliche.

Short video: And it's about how there is only one gnome with a pure heart. And they are resist about any of the others that aren't pixies so of course stead of making a fairy has a past problem with the gnomes. And their greed getting in the way of their broke kingdom and wanting revenge. That'll be a way to make it a better movie. But nope just an elf wanting to put them all in stone for no reason at all. Because you know elf. Has no reasoning for their actions. We don't get a back story. or a reason. Just cause their are evil and the only good thing in the world that isn't animals are pixies. Shall we go on.. No okay next.

Talk about the movie: Our main cast talks about
the old cliche it's just a tale tale thing. But than our
main villains find it. we get a call back and a gag that goes no where. But to watch an elf get hurt. While the others just look at the treasure. That has been told can put any gnomes into stone. You know what cliche they are trying to do. They start thinking a gnome with a pure heart is impossible. Not thinking that if that existed a gnome with a pure heart would. Since if you are greedy you automatically don't have a pure heart. Since greed is the number 1 flaw in they world. Cause that makes so much sense.

Ralph's short part: Hint,hint he's the gnome with the pure heart because he only sleeps. His wife just like kids shows betray a wife in the past. she's very bossy and is a pain in the neck. She asks him to get a new broom for her. He went on his way to the store to buy a new one for her. On the way I bet he's sleepy and he probably got into a crush knowing his character.

Our heroes find out something is wrong: Chatta and Lockette are starting to finally notice that something is off. Chatta say the already known. And for some reason they didn't find out Ralph was the pure heart gnome. I don't think Lockette really listened to Chatta. But another running gag they have is Chatta being a chatta box. *laughs like robot* get the joke. Chatta box and Chatta is her name. I know it's a horrible joke that why I'm reviewing it that way. I guess they found that joke smart or something. But for sure I didn't. Oh, Yeah that is were Pop Pixie fail at their jokes. And there is some filler in this part too.>_<

Ralph another short part T_T: As stupid as he's. He completely didn't notice that the other gnomes were made out of GLASS! So he just almost made a crush with Lockette. Told you a sleepy driver is dangerous. Who ever I am talking to. Sorry, About that guys/girls. Anyway his short is done. Wow that was a short short. Sorry, again.

Our heroes try to locate our villains: They find fixit, than He explain about what happened. And know they ran into a traffic jam. Lucky for us at least fixit is a nerd stereo-type. So we all know he has something creative to help with any problem. Wow this show can even shove in my least favorite stereo-type. And not once twice Digit is one too. It is like they are there to drive me crazy. They find them and they used gnomes as garden gnomes get the joke? Well, I do and it's awful. Our villains decided to try to kill the gnomes. No I'm not joking they really try to make a murder in a kids cartoon. Lucky for us they get caught. And don't smash in pieces.
Than the villains run off . Before that they throw some gold coins/pixie coins. And the gnomes turn into stone in fount of their eyes. And finally finds out Ralph is the special gnome.

Ralph saves pixies: He uses the laser to get in. I have no idea how they didn't see the big hole in their door. But I guess they can't see the huge HOLE in their door. Anyway. we see them celebrate that they stole and made living things to glass. Not only does this ruin their likability it also makes them uninteresting character with no depth and is a anti-sue. While the party goes on Ralph got the treasure and is heading up. He falls on then they finally see him and chase after him for the stone. He randomly crushes into a building and is surprisingly not dead yet. The stone beak and everything is pretty much back to normal.

The short video part 2: And the same thing happened as what happened not 2 minutes ago. Ralph/knight breaks the stone and everything is peaceful. The joke they used for this episode is confused and cliche.

Final thoughts: I really think I'm going to do a extra thought on this cause. This show fails on many levels and a lot of them you don't need me to show you. At some parts I missed a few spots or didn't say it until it got the most focus on. The reason is for that is that I split it into parts . And I was going for the main focus.
I really hoped you enjoyed and please hit that like. And thank you for stopping by.
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes you make me so mad i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style you wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive you to madness by letting you figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, or perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope you like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when you heard someone talking on the intercom, you fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give you a ride home and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a mushroom and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so you can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When you screw up, don't...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Researchers in the UK examined more than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A seal walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...
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posted by milorox18
1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you are gay...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the...
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