(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing more than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 year old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring you to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat you by a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?

I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your more pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
You want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, you annoying pest

Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
You may be a king, but you couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when you were announced for the beta!

Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your design is cliche!
Beating you bi**h, it's in my DNA!

King Knight: I'd rock you, sock you, and chew on you like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning you man, it's in all of my genes

I'll take out all your parts, put you in your place I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!

I've heard better rhymes by Howard the Duck high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!