When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apple a day can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.
That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you need to use the restroom.
You don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five more minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when you see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and you think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, what matters is if I win or lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, or sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope you enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apple a day can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.
That annoying moment when you finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, you need to use the restroom.
You don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five more minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when you see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and you think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, what matters is if I win or lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, or sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope you enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines day gift your friends a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it next to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new home and thats why you buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them you are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that you want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines day gift your friends a cucumber and tell them you grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it next to your ear and say that he talks to you and says he need a new home and thats why you buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn more fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn more fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add more pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have more medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get more fans.....and frnds too.
when i have more ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 day everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like or love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn more fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn more fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medals ...u have to add more pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have more medals .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get more fans.....and frnds too.
when i have more ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this article will be useful have a gr8 day everybody and type ur comment plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope you liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that you are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this list ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs you know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that you are a muggle born even if you did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope you liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the top of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on top of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a question on this spot that asked "If you saw Justin Bieber standing on the top of a building getting ready to jump, would you cry or scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on top of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do you people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone you know or care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.