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posted by Canada24
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This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
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Today I tried to plant a flower in the yard. I tried to plant it by the Sandbox, but Lisa said that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
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Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for show and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
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Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa said people came to the porch and left. But they left presents. I got 3 barbies, a pair of shoes, and Five dollars. Me and Lisa played (with the) barbies.
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Mrs. Monroe is Absent today, (and) our substitute is named Mrs. Digman(.) She is pretty, and nice, and she is letting us have snack time after diary time(.) I wish Mrs. Digman can stay our teacher.
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*Today Jonnathin Parker stole my Pencil pack. Mrs. Digman can't find it, so she made him give me his pencils. Lisa came to school too, but Mrs. Digman can't see her. She said she beleives (Believes) Lisa is real.
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Yesterday, me and Lisa went on a long walk, until the moon came out. Daddy got mad and said Lisa is stupid and fake and she disapeered (Disappeared). Today Lisa didn't come to school, but Mrs. Digman says that Mrs. Monroe won't come back.
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Daddy was at work all day, yesterday. He didn't come home to eat dinner,(.) Today he is still at work. Mom packed me a pudding for lunch today. Pudding is my favorite(.)
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I miss lisa, daddy is real busy at work, he didn't come home at the weekend. Mom is mad at him. I want to write a letter for Lisa(.)
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Dear lisa. I miss you. Please come back. I'm sorry when my daddy was mean. You are my best friend.
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Lisa came back yesterday. She said sorry for leaving, and I told her my dad won't come home from work. Lisa said him and Mrs. Monroe are both sleeping like her dad. I hope they wake up soon.
chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail or bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat next to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the shower and headed toward the mirror to...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if you want :)
posted by jessicamc26
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
posted by dramaqueen00
eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my heart out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, or the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my heart out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. you wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet you on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can you forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the street physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your ass like rembrandt!
Ha! You Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when you see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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Source: Google
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in love with crush

Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
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The list went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside fan pop, fan pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....


10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;

I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a top ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the top twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest year for gaming...
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Ice Cube is a good teacher.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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