By all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if you do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D
Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay you can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your favorite character's lover with your second favorite character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your favorite characters' lovers together; play mix n match and have your favorite and second favorite switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your favorite characters in a relationship? Having your two favorites love each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least favorite is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd favorite out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your favorite with your least favorite for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 Love triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. You know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if you ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? You have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no you don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did you know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? You know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water or Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the show hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! You can start shipping earlier. You can ship them before shipping them was cool you hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your favorite character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't question it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The author is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some love dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits you know. Ship Jerry with his favorite lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else you can ship? You and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your favorite character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need love too. Ship them together.
#47 Or ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine you can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
#2 They are friends? Ship it!
#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
#5 They used to be friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!
#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder you ship.
#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
#8 Okay okay you can ship x's sibling with character y.
#9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
#10 If they hate each other/are rivals it's shippable.
#11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
#12 Shipping your favorite character's lover with your second favorite character's lover is recommended.
#13 Now don't just ship your favorite characters' lovers together; play mix n match and have your favorite and second favorite switch lovers!
#14 Ya know what's better than one of your favorite characters in a relationship? Having your two favorites love each other. Ship that. Pronto.
#15 Yeah, that's all well and dandy. But now your least favorite is feeling left out. Follow rules 12 & 13 but switch your 2nd favorite out for your least favorite.
#16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your favorite with your least favorite for maximum mixed feelings!
#17 Love triangle? Lol, not a problem; ship them all together in one giant threesome yacht.
#18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
#21 Is person A a peasant? Yes? *Le gasp* no way!!! Because person B is a prince/princess. You know what that means...SHIP IT!!!
#22 "My ship is sinking though." Go down with it captain.
#23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
#24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if you ship it hard enough.
#25 "But no one else ships it?" Then make them.
#26 What's this??? You have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no you don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
#27 Did you know that if they are opposites--personalitywise they are shippable.
#28 Your characters control one of the four elements? You know what they say; opposites attract.
#29 So do same elements.
#30 Matches like Air/Water or Fire/Earth work too. Sure they are neither opposites nor the same. But we don't discriminate.
#31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
#32 "Yeah, but the show hasn't even aired yet. I just saw the trailer." Wonderful! You can start shipping earlier. You can ship them before shipping them was cool you hipster you!
#33 Do they run in the same pack? Are they part of the same organization? Then ship 'em! Each and every person in the organization will be shipped with every other member.
#34 Does your favorite character have a clone? Ship that also.
#35 "But isn't that kinda weird?" *Shrugs* I don't question it.
#36 Is it canon? Lucky you. Ship it.
#37 Not canon? The author is wrong. Fight the man. Put up resistance.
#38 If the word sempai was ever said, it's shippable.
#39 Got real life friends? Ship them.
#40 Hell, ship yourself. Go out and get some love dammit!
#41 Shipping characters with object is not off limits you know. Ship Jerry with his favorite lamp shade.
#42 Ship yourself with the character. Your self insert fic is waiting
#43 Ya know what else you can ship? You and your least favorite.
#44 Someone is hating on your favorite character? Ship them with the character.
#45 Oh You're jealous now? Refer to rule 18.
#46 Background characters need love too. Ship them together.
#47 Or ship them with the main character.
#48 Secondary is fine too.
#49 Fine you can ship singers too.
#50 Every character can be shipped with the author.
Are you a scientist Cause I'd Like to do you on a Table , Periodically(:
If you where a Triangle You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
Hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
You remind me of my next boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.
You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If you where a Triangle You'd be acute one.
Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.
There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3
Hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up (:
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?
You remind me of my next boyfriend.
Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!
If you were a snack pack id eat you without a spoon.
You smell like a flower. Can I plant you in my garden?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
This is important to horror fans and collectors alike because as Child's Play series fans we are extremely limited in choice as far as accurate replicas go and are forced to pay ridiculous amounts of money for one replica usually of foreign origin because every single worth while piece created for this film is of limited release and considered extremely rare. It's not right for fans of the series to have to pay 2,000 average for a replica and one from 5 years ago at that. We want a "to scale" accurate replica of Chucky from the original Child's Play films in his unstitched form.
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The End