Are you bored? Do you have the humor of a 10 year old boy? Do you like music that doesn't have a real point? Do you like music that will make your grandma look at you with disappointment in her eyes!? If you answered yes to any of these questions then here is a list for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes music about that booty!
Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John Heart - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God - FTBT
Tom Green - Bum Bum Song
Samwell - What What In The Butt
T-Pain - Booty Work
Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store
Baracuda - Ass Up
Adam And Andrew - Do It In The Butt
Major Lazar - Bubble Butt
Alex C & Yass - Du Hast
Alex C & Yass - You Have The Sweetest Ass
Emeinem - Ass Like That
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Queen - Fat Botttom
Qwote - Shawty It's Your Booty
V.I.C. - Wobble
Deep Side - Booty Music
Santa Maffy- Shake That Ass
Klariza Clayton - Ass2Ass
Serebro - Sexy Ass
Mika - Kick Ass
LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt
Blake Shelton - Kiss My Country Ass
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump shaer
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Whip My Ass Parody)
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Juvenile - Back That Ass Up
Soulja Boy - Donk
Cash Out - She Twerkin'
Kstylis - Booty Me Down
Kstylis - Trampoline Booty
Kstylis - Booty Hopscotch
Kstylis - Kangaroo Booty
Nicki Minaj - Anacoda
B Smyth - Twerkaholic
PTAF - Boss Ass Bitch
Twerk Songs - Throw That Ass In A Circle
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Soundmaster T - Too Much Booty In The Pants
Mos Def - Mrs Fat Booty
E.U. - Da Butt
Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back (Cover)
Das Racist - Booty In The Air
Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Dj Issac - Face Down Ass Up
KC & The Sunshines - Shake Your Ass
Pavlo Star - Booty Swing
Jennifer Lopez - Booty
Juicy J - Bounce It
Project Pat - Twerk It
Ali & Gipp - Work Dat Twerk Dat
Tujamo - Booty Bounce
Joshua Simon - 7 Booty Songs In 3 Minutes
KANDY - Booty's Theme
Hasse de Moor & GLD - Work
Dirtcaps & Raynor Bruges - Booty Down
Got any more bootylicious songs feel free to post them in the comments.
Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John Heart - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God - FTBT
Tom Green - Bum Bum Song
Samwell - What What In The Butt
T-Pain - Booty Work
Tim Wilson - Booty Man
Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store
Baracuda - Ass Up
Adam And Andrew - Do It In The Butt
Major Lazar - Bubble Butt
Alex C & Yass - Du Hast
Alex C & Yass - You Have The Sweetest Ass
Emeinem - Ass Like That
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom
Queen - Fat Botttom
Qwote - Shawty It's Your Booty
V.I.C. - Wobble
Deep Side - Booty Music
Santa Maffy- Shake That Ass
Klariza Clayton - Ass2Ass
Serebro - Sexy Ass
Mika - Kick Ass
LL Cool J - Big Ole Butt
Blake Shelton - Kiss My Country Ass
Wreckx-N-Effect - Rump shaer
Willow Smith - Whip My Hair (Whip My Ass Parody)
Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
Mystikal - Shake Ya Ass
Juvenile - Back That Ass Up
Soulja Boy - Donk
Cash Out - She Twerkin'
Kstylis - Booty Me Down
Kstylis - Trampoline Booty
Kstylis - Booty Hopscotch
Kstylis - Kangaroo Booty
Nicki Minaj - Anacoda
B Smyth - Twerkaholic
PTAF - Boss Ass Bitch
Twerk Songs - Throw That Ass In A Circle
Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Soundmaster T - Too Much Booty In The Pants
Mos Def - Mrs Fat Booty
E.U. - Da Butt
Jonathan Coulton - Baby Got Back (Cover)
Das Racist - Booty In The Air
Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
Dj Issac - Face Down Ass Up
KC & The Sunshines - Shake Your Ass
Pavlo Star - Booty Swing
Jennifer Lopez - Booty
Juicy J - Bounce It
Project Pat - Twerk It
Ali & Gipp - Work Dat Twerk Dat
Tujamo - Booty Bounce
Joshua Simon - 7 Booty Songs In 3 Minutes
KANDY - Booty's Theme
Hasse de Moor & GLD - Work
Dirtcaps & Raynor Bruges - Booty Down
Got any more bootylicious songs feel free to post them in the comments.
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his next film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A source revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking forward to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist next year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his next film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A source revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking forward to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist next year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a volcano flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was next to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot more too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If you were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was next to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot more too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: you want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame ass song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: HEY THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though you were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” or even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS YOU KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF FAN LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this show i allways see a new guest star so i was wondering how do you do it?
YOU WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS SHOW BEING ON THIS SHOW AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest star is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if you make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
I know some questions about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell you the answers
first, you can NOT see polar bears in the street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know you won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, you can NOT see polar bears in the street and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know you won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same questions
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down or else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know you know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
Or we take our time
So let's rush
I want you to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush or we may not
I want you to know this
I want you to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same questions
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down or else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know you know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
Or we take our time
So let's rush
I want you to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush or we may not
I want you to know this
I want you to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush