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Notes: This fan story was inspired by the scene in the Power Rangers review where Michael jokingly hinted he had silly stuff on his cell phone. The Frozen franchise is owned by Disney. Michael is a real person who has a review show named MTCN Review Team. However the Frozen story was made by me. I hope you check out MTCN Review Team, because they deserve more subscribers.

Michael said "I think I got rid of all of the bad stuff on my phone. Here."

Ron said "Interesting stuff you got on your phone. Is this a Frozen fanfiction made by you?"

Michael said "Oh crap."

Ron said "Well I should read this." Ron read the story to himself.

here's the story:

The Duke of Weselton saw Anna and Elsa. The Duke said "My 2 rivals are here. I'm going to prank them." The Duke noticed a beehive. The Duke quickly put honey on Anna and Elsa's pants so the bees would come after the 2 girls.

Anna said "Oh no."

Elsa said "What's wrong?"

Anna said "Bees are after us."

Elsa said "Why?"

Anna said "We have honey on our pants."

Elsa said "I saw The Duke of Weselton walk near us. I think he put honey on our pants."

Anna said "That Duke is sneaky."

Elsa said "We gotta get the bees to stop coming after us."

Anna and Elsa took off their pants. The bees stopped coming after the 2 girls.

The Duke of Weselton took the travel money out of Anna and Elsa's pants.

The Duke walked to his henchmen, Francis and Erik.

Francis said "What's going on boss?"

The Duke said "These pants the 2 monsters were wearing are worth money. Sell them."

Erik said "Okay." Francis and Erik sold Anna and Elsa's pants. The Duke, Francis, and Erik got lots of money. Francis and Erik used the money for a vacation.

Anna said "I know how to get revenge."

Elsa said "How?"

Anna put honey on The Duke's head. The bees went after The Duke. Anna said "We got our revenge."

Elsa said "We sure did."

Anna said "I forgot that we don't have pants on."

Elsa said "We better run to our ship."

Anna and Elsa got on their ship. Anna said "I wish we brought other pants on this trip. How long is the ride home?"

Elsa nervously said "Only a few hours."

The Duke got on his ship and the bees were still after him. The Duke said "I wish I had brought bug repellent."

Michael said "Did you love it?"

Ron facepalmed. Ron said "It's weak. I'm sorry."

Michael said "I'm glad you didn't find my art."

Ron said "I found it."

Michael said "Do my pony pictures look beautiful?"

Ron sarcastically said "Yes."

The end.
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Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If you can read English, you can cook. For Instance. Basic Bread stuffing, melt one third cup of butter in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick butter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How you guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't you wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = You got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by Ashley-Green
BREAD IS DANGEROUS

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bread indicates that

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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Kate: then she she was all like OH NO you did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!

Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?

Kate: No not that bad!

Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!

Kate: Wores.

Liz: Break your leg?

Kate: no.

Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?

Kate: I told you not to remind me of that!

Liz: sorry. What?

Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!

LIZ: NO!

Kate: Yes!

Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!

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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a second ago. well tell me what you think!I am planing on making more short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while reading this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where you could be turned down from a job because you were black and your employer was a white man, a world where you can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which you cannot marry the love of your life because you two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is said to be a free country, one with civility. You would think...
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school or any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The popcorn ball

12. A singing basketball (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...
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