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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a day off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all you want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!


#6:
So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I love golden showers!


#7:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!


#8:
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it by summer.


#9:
Taking a dumb, singing sitting on a toliet!


#10:
So what if I get drunk every weekend! So what I smoke weed everyday! SO WHAT IF I'M 12! Get off my back!!


#11:
If you hadn't lost your viginity by 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.


#12:
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Their cotten, hahahaha!!


#13:
Let me make this clear for all you "men" out there.. You can't not hit a woman.. Even if she's physically abusing you.. Your be put to jail! Cause girls are protected by law.. Girls can't abuse boys, only boys can abuse girls!.. If you claim your girlfriend is abusing you! GOOD! You diserve it for being a man!


#14:
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross


#15:
Child porn should be legal. The way I see it, people that rape kids would do it anyway. Child porn isn't at ALL an influence!


#16:
So if nuns don't have sex, they don't have kids. So why are they not extinct?


#17:
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!


#18:
This is all BS! The Germans never did that to the Jews! But the Jews have done much worse to germans! Stop with your jewish lies about halocoust! Lets talk about 60 million nazi's that were killed for no reason after WW2! Not the fake 6 million Jewish deaths!


#19:
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!


#20:
My boyfriend and I been dating 5 years. He married this very wonderful woman last year. I helped him pick the ring, and opened an account to help him buy it. Here is my question. His visits have dropped to maybe once every 2 weeks, and when I complained about this, he said the only way he could see me more is to pretended like he had a part time job, and had money to show for it. How much is fair to give him? And before you call me stupid, this was my idea!


#21:
Nate of American indians need to move back to indianapolis! I'm sick of immigration!


#22:
Right about now in my life I ain't got respect for grandmas, kids, aunties, non of that! IDFC if you got cancer grandma, I'll slap your teeth in!


#23:
The worse thing isn't death! It's love! Cause love is evil, just spelled backwards!


#24:
A professor put HIS OWN DEAD CAT, in a FREEZER and left it, so the rest of us had to clean it! #Gross


#25:
WTF PEPSI??> Embaressing Kendall Jenner like that! On behalf of everyone. Sorry Jenner.


#26:
WE NEED TO MORE BOMBS! WE DON'T FUCK WITH THE USA OR WE BOMB YOU LIKE CHINA! FUCK CHINA!!


#27:
I can't wait for 7th grade! Time for sex, drugs, love, AND MORE SEX!!


#28:
IF YOU A DUDE!
DO NOT walk behind me, epically when she's alone.
DO NOT speed up when she speeds up.
DO pass her on the sidewalk.
Jesus men, be aware of aware for once in your LIFE!!


#29:
When life gives you lemons, throw them the fuck away! Go buy a new batch you bought, independantly, yourself! Make your OWN lemonaid! And enjoy every damn bit of that shit! When life hands you things, it's never worth keeping.


#30:
I can't stand people who publically come out as gay! You don't see straight people publically coming out as straight! Nobody cares that your gay! You don't


#31:
Girls with eyes <333


#32:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!


#33:
GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.


#34:
So was Abraham Lincoln really a vampire killer before he was president?
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There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, you could not download illegal movies to show at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." said Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The second was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."...
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I'm sorry if I'm wasting more time here. But last "Drama" for now. I made 3 people upset and filled with hate inside me.

(Don't read this if you have enough Drama for now. But this is Important, and Scary...)

The 1st One I made upset told me, "Willy you suck get outta here." But it was just an online game...

The 2nd One was a Girl. Because I was spamming and it made her lag on a game called Roblox. So same thing... "Leave me Alone Willy."

But the 3rd One I made Upset... It was more important then the last two...

MAIN STORY
He was Confront with really Inappropriate online Stuff that's been going...
continue reading...
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Title says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny top 15 in this club. Why top 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
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Source: Meh (as always)
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Dont Read If You Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With You Guys

Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare You Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If You Killed A Balck Person You Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well You Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.

You So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. You Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Fan Of You. You Cant Sing Or Dance. I Hope You Go Bankrupt.

And I Know Whats Going To Be Next He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
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Willy Wonker is a stoner ;p
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