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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in more 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut grass makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be more next week.
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1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you are gay and ask...
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to join their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged by you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before you Family Guy fans start to flame me, Meg is my favorite character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the show puts her...
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Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform you about Injustice done by Fanpop to innocent users! :/
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I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & you will laugh if you people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same icons from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...
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WARNING YAOI! A cute Papa to Kiss in the Dark moment. (I don't own anything.)
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