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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did you find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a bitch did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 1: NOOOO-

2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rat it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rat wouldn't be touching your meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.

3: (Little Brave Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than Toaster has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows toaster hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?

4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..

5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about Goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!"

6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."

7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the boat race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
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Hello there, random people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present you my top 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a month ago and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans or Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses or bosses in this list, I might make a separate list for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught you how to respect people's opinions,...
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Hey guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with you guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of you might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the search bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist you "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom you will see settings. Go there and...
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Source: Jirka Väätäinen
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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If you don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but you play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the street my house was on was skirted by a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. You could run through...
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered by radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the Spider Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...
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I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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Hey there Nintendo fans im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If you are interested click on my profile for more information. If not then read on maybe you will get interested?

ENJOY :D made by one HUGE Nintendo fan (SeeUV3 aka me)

Pink Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
Date of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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