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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the day i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to you does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who you are.
When you're down, you know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab you in the throat with...the knife you left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
you were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what you did to me, but I'll never let you know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether you can
actually trust a person...chances are you can't.


LOL Just randomly thought i should post some quotes i found, in an angry freind mood :)
I was thinking about school when I realized that all of my teachers looked like people from books,tv, or movies...

Kindergarten: Mrs. Keisler looked like JJ from Criminal Minds. Same age, same hair, even the same eyes. Not to mention she had a baby named Henry.

2nd Grade: I had this one reading teacher that fit Mrs. Dodd's description exactly from the Lightening Theif and she was a mean bird fanatic.

5th Grade: Mrs. Oarsburn was the oldest fattest teacher in the school, so one day she showed us a picture of her in her twenties, and I swear to god she was DJ from Full House's evil twin.



6th Grade:...
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posted by JaseKS
50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave you all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife or husband.

21) Torture a tree infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...
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Top 11 things to do when your house is on fire


1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini you bought as it is going to be hot with fire and all you know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when you start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fire with picture of your house: A formula which will make you super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fire and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fire till...
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nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers next to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...
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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the question link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around

Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is acting the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are more than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has said that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that you have to work hard...
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posted by kitkat709477
1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the couch "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...
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Do you think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are dogs cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do you fish?:

Nope!


Are you at the age where you can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless you try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do you know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do you have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have you broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry or love you more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave you with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me or come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to you and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if you let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and you too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
You will have your own life, everything you wanted with you.
You will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm bed when your old, knowing that you did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love you so much...


~Reah
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