I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if you piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat you will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If you are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.
Wishes you could delete people in real life like you can on Facebook.
Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.
My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Sometimes the things that don't kill you, only make you crazy! I'm still alive, and not any stronger; so that only leaves crazy.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..
Attempting to give a damn... Unable to give a damn. Stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
My favourite mythical creature? The perfect gentleman men.
Did You know That Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Huh? I Didn't Hear You. I Was To Busy Being Awesome.
Don't let someone else opinion of you become your reality.
I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
People should never b so quick 2 judge me, ya'll only see what I choose 2 show you. Beware of what lies beneath!
I am contemplating the contemplations of contemplating.
Isn't it ironic? we adore those who ignore us, ignore those who adore us, love those who hate us, and hate those who love us? think we need to get it straight.
Sometimes I wonder what became of my imaginary friend I had as a kid... Did she go to college, is she married or have any kids? I should google her!
GREAT minds discuss ideas...Average minds discuss events...shallow minds discuss people...which are you?
I would like to drown my sorrows but unfortunately i cant get the annoying jerk to go swimming with me.
Back seat drivers can be dangerous. especially if they are drunk.......and persuasive. "turn here", "but there's a tree there", "i know. awesome isn't it?"
Think of me as your shadow. No matter how far you walk, no matter how dark the night becomes. I'll always be behind you
You're not crazy if you argue with the voices in your head.....you're only crazy if you lose the argument
As Relaxed As An Elephant Hanging From A Cliff With Its Tail Tied To A Daisy
The only person you can believe when they say "i love you" is your mom; she won't go breaking your heart.
Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!!
Freedom did not come free so if you do not want to stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!!
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if you piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat you will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If you are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.
Wishes you could delete people in real life like you can on Facebook.
Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.
My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Sometimes the things that don't kill you, only make you crazy! I'm still alive, and not any stronger; so that only leaves crazy.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..
Attempting to give a damn... Unable to give a damn. Stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
My favourite mythical creature? The perfect gentleman men.
Did You know That Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Huh? I Didn't Hear You. I Was To Busy Being Awesome.
Don't let someone else opinion of you become your reality.
I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
People should never b so quick 2 judge me, ya'll only see what I choose 2 show you. Beware of what lies beneath!
I am contemplating the contemplations of contemplating.
Isn't it ironic? we adore those who ignore us, ignore those who adore us, love those who hate us, and hate those who love us? think we need to get it straight.
Sometimes I wonder what became of my imaginary friend I had as a kid... Did she go to college, is she married or have any kids? I should google her!
GREAT minds discuss ideas...Average minds discuss events...shallow minds discuss people...which are you?
I would like to drown my sorrows but unfortunately i cant get the annoying jerk to go swimming with me.
Back seat drivers can be dangerous. especially if they are drunk.......and persuasive. "turn here", "but there's a tree there", "i know. awesome isn't it?"
Think of me as your shadow. No matter how far you walk, no matter how dark the night becomes. I'll always be behind you
You're not crazy if you argue with the voices in your head.....you're only crazy if you lose the argument
As Relaxed As An Elephant Hanging From A Cliff With Its Tail Tied To A Daisy
The only person you can believe when they say "i love you" is your mom; she won't go breaking your heart.
Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!!
Freedom did not come free so if you do not want to stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!!
On the internet, nearly anyone respects someones opinion. People tell each other to go to hell for disliking something. Like, if you were to say you hate Miley Cyrus some fan might say go to hell even though you were just saying your opinion. This is really bad. People aren't getting proper respect of their own opinions. This is how I feel about it. :/
This article is really short. And I mean really really short. Like little baby kitten short. Or puppy... or cub.... or sushi.... or chick.... the chicken kind....
This article is really short. And I mean really really short. Like little baby kitten short. Or puppy... or cub.... or sushi.... or chick.... the chicken kind....
