Random Article: 10 Ways to Make Chocolate Ice Cream

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posted by skipperluvs

1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo cookies with Chocolate Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get milk and put in a chocolate bar. Let it rest for 5 minutes and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in Chocolate powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if you can work the ice cream maker. If you can't, cry and beg until you can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her chocolate colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a chocolate ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make you a chocolate ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in milk and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!

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breebree446 4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in chocolate syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy. Since your in Wal Mart why don't you just buy Chocolate Ice Cream anyway? Ha! Great article. It was funny.

Duncan-superfan xD I died of laughter at #7! I almost puked at #9...

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A Few Things I Hate

posted by stellamusa101

A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P

Well this is my first article on the link Fan Club article. I need to straight my mind by saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, or a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club wall saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* said I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed by someone just say sorry and say this...

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Ghosts, Spirits, & Demons 4 Final episode!

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Fuck a certain anime series! TRANSFORMERS!!!

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The Interrogation Chamber - Amazing Binaural 3D Sound Play

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The Rage About the TL;DR Useage.

posted by TomboyYaoiFan56

Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes you look illiterate and lazy. If you want people to have time in their lives to read something you posted, you don't do something you know you would hate. To...

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63 ways to get a police officer mad

posted by TheRealSexyKate

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend you...

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Top 10 Things to do at the Shopping Mall

posted by Shelly_McShelly

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A Fire Extinguisher or Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...

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VeggieTales- Sneeze if you Need To

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NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!...

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