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10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

hyunakada33, Isabellagirl033 and 36 others like this

Twilight_Dream ha ha ha!! love this!! especially the one were someone gets woken up at midnight!XD

xXSweeneyXx That's so funny!

Fangirl99 ol funny :D

dustfinger lol the funeral one is mean

lexie2635 i lik #7

livrox Haha that's so funny

Shelly_McShelly awesome!!!

KatiiCullen94 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again. AND When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron. I WENT CRAZY WITH LAUGHTER!!

Norrapang funny i found the funeral one kind of insulting and mean though

KishuandIchigo lololol that was cool. at mcdonalds: question: may i take your order? answer- no. I just came here to stand around and do nothing

carsfan LMAO! XD those were HILARIOUS! XD

alijen 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding….color blind test jaw drop kkkkk

kinali41 Hilarious list! We've all been in those awkward situations. Laughter is the best response to these silly questions. Love the witty comebacks, especially the one about selling tickets at the movies. 😄🎬 #FunnyMoments #WittyResponses canlı tv

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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posted by Canada24

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posted by Canada24

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posted by andy10B

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posted by seattlelivin

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posted by pLaStIcSUNDAE

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posted by MeiMisty

by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website

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posted by seattlelivin

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posted by zanhar1

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posted by SilentForce

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posted by 2ntyOnePilots

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