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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank..

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LOLZ!!!!!!
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monkey
no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny
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I am going to try Number 12!
LOL
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I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!
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emmett said:
LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.
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emmett said:
number 29 is lol
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These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol
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^_^
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TDItwin said:
hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny
43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR
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Abilei said:
This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao
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alice1fan said:
so funny
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HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!


BRILANT!!
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43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?
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3nala said:
I wanna try #24 with Twilight
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omg
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that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life
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LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!
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That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.
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lolz im a retard......
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Chaann94 said:
May I add a 44, please? :)

44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing.

It worked for me! ^^
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man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2
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Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36
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