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1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person next to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your questions to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that you don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is said often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a circle around your desk laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start singing opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the day of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a circle and light them. Sit in the middle of the circle with the ouji board and claim you are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say "but I love you so!!"

17.When you have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks you for your homework, angrily exclaim that you are a member of Greenpeace or the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where babies come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
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24. Ask the teacher if you can do a "helping verbs" rap then in the middle of class do it! Then ask a student ,"Drop that beat, Honey!" (a kid in my class does it)
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25. Walk around the classroom during all of the class, and refuse to sit. When you finally do return to your seat, pour some Vitamin Water into the cap and lap from it like a dog.

(Pretty much the daily routine for Spanish class for this guy named James at my school)
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TavenNVM said:
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" . lmfao hahaha funny!
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LOLZ!!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!!
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26 tell some one that u love them and them go not then dance around like a mongo
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27.run up across the room and jump on the teachers desk and eat her apple and say "YAH ITS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!" and act like u will never come back.
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lmfao!!! # 12,17,21,22,23 hahahaha!!!!!!! lmfao "HEY SEXY"!!!!
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bfflvvh said:
imma do one
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28. act like you are going to sleep, then tell the teacher,''shh, i am trying to sleep''!
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If there is a countdown timer pretend it is a bomb. Hide under your desk until it goes off and then when you come out say "Phew,I survived." Did that before,teacher and class was laughing so hard.
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shadow378 said:
Imma do it next 2 Forrest James and Robert (Robert aka Todd/TaterTodd Forrest aka Faf James Fafer u do not wanna know what Faf means esp u Forrest)
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Eziero said:
LMFAO!!
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shadow378 said:
LOL imma scream I almost got yelled at by all my friends at school today that's really funny cuz they started to laugh
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SeeUV3 said:
i have done 1'3'4'9'10'12'13'15'20'23
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to late hes gone now.......
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lol, should be retitled "23 ways to get suspended* XD most can though O.O it can give you detention and other scary stuff -3-
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Hmmm... I think it's spelled 'ouija' but ok! Anyway,me and my two friends did 12! It was awesome - we clapped for like 15 minutes without the french teacher telling us to stop but when the whole class started singing 'The Queen of the Night' opera - that was the last straw - we all got screamed at and three of us got detencion for starting everything.
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7bella3 said:
i loved the superglueing the coin to the ground xD
29.When your doing music when your teacher says sumthing like ''Okay we are going to learn a new song'' you shout ''CAN WE DO GANGMAN STYLE ;D???'' then start singing gangman style and dancing to it
30.Say to a person,if i let u in my secret will u tell me ur secret crush,then make something up and then when the person tells u about the crush scream: (for example) JADE LOVES MARK :D
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I would totally get detention for most of these. Lol
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animelol said:
31.When coming back from class, get 4 people and teach them a random dance but dont
tell them the song, then go to a random place with lots of people and sing a really
weird embarrassing song XD
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32. Bring an easy button to school, and press it repeatedly after finishing a test. xD
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My BFF and I are the wierdest people at school. We will do everything on this list.
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33. Stand next to a line of people walking by and say 'hi' to each one. I've done this. You get some nice reactions.
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34. get a box of paper clips, get on 1 knee and ask the teacher to marry u
(this acctualy happened at my school,this boy done it to my maths teacher)
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benzed said:
great list
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serika13 said:
wicked stuff dude
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35. Bring a thick rubber band to school. While in class, rip a section of paper from one of the pages of your workbook and fold it multiple times until it's about the length and width of your thumb (make sure the paper is a good 3mm thick).
Take the rubber band and on one hand stretch it between your thumb an index finger (like a slingshot). Using your free hand, place the folded section of paper vertically in the centre of the stretched out rubber band. Fold the section of paper once more over the top and bottom of the rubber band so that you get a stronger hold.
When teacher is in the middle of a lecture and isn't looking at you, pull the folded section of paper towards you as far back as possible and aim it at one of your fellow classmates (preferably not one that is close to where you're sitting). Let go of paper and watch in delight as your targeted classmate jumps about a foot in the air and yells/screams in shock/pain. Make sure to look away when your targeted classmate looks around the room trying to figure out who shot them.
Your current teacher at the time will get angry at your targeted classmate for interrupting his/her lecture with such a loud noise and causing disruption.
Repeat these steps as many times as you like to numerous classmates.
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