The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy bear =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A ZEBRA CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how you spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy bear =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A ZEBRA CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how you spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
You always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i said no one cared about me
you'd say you do
you stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
you came to my rescue
and put down the knife
you told me you would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
you really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
you made me whole
it's that i love you
and even though were friends
i would always love you
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll love me too
and I'll be waiting for that day to come
and you'll say I love you
and i'd do the same for you
when i said no one cared about me
you'd say you do
you stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
you came to my rescue
and put down the knife
you told me you would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
you really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
you made me whole
it's that i love you
and even though were friends
i would always love you
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll love me too
and I'll be waiting for that day to come
and you'll say I love you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies article but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last day of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff you put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl you wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY PEANUT BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to peanut butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any peanut butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last day of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff you put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl you wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY PEANUT BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to peanut butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any peanut butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...