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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a day at the gym, there are ways to be active in your day to day life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever you can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus or train, stand. You may not realize it, but standing takes more energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother or father, but you will also be burning calories while you work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If you can, go swimming or go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters or with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether you play a game, just mess around, or play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the couch and get moving, you will feel better and look great.
posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon reading the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and said "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet you he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do you know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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posted by breebree446
Hey hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a list of icons I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me publish the article because I don't have enough typed in the article space!

Well, haha, Fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for random insanity!

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Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Rain, rain, go away.....
Rain, rain, go away.....
Squee!!!!!
Squee!!!!!
If it's too loud, your too old!
If it's too loud, your too old!
Lost......
Lost......
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
Reality bites!
Reality bites!
Awwwww:)
Awwwww:)
<3
<3
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
Love, not gender!
Love, not gender!
Lol!
Lol!
They pwn too!
They pwn too!
posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd you let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And you sit back just laughin
My heart left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres more to life than just a dream.
If you don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt more than you'd think.

Are you buying my trust?...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones you see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if you love your haters, then why do you hate back?" seriously....
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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it said that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if you don't then you need to see a doctor!!
posted by cute20k
1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who answers by saying things like;
"Why did you call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random article like this.

4. At walmart or somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, or a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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