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Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. You don't say "I do not like" you have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and in bed!
18. No but you're not going well, you've seen before?
19. So that, I'm leaving without you!
20. Go wash your teeth!
21. What did I say? Are you kidding me?
22. Enough now with this computer.
23. Eat your carrots, it's tasty.
24. Stop fighting you two.
25. My patience has limits ...
26. But stop fidgeting like that!
27. We don't talk with your mouth full!
28. Warning! I count to three ...
29. It is not a hotel here!
30. At dinner kids!
31. Hey, you want me to help?
32. You should eat a little of everything.
33. Turn off this music immediately!
34. Each deals with his plate.
35. What's that racket up there?
36. No, but you saw the color of your nails?
37. But what have I done to God to have children like?
38. Turn off the TV!
39. Looks like your father.
40. Don't play with food.
41. Stand up straight!
42. Go wash your hands quickly.
43. But what is this ..?
44. A spoonful for Mom ...
45. Is not a trash here.
46. Go and bring the bread.
47. You don't speak to me like that, I'm not your girlfriend in school!
48. If you continue like that, you'll end up boarding.
49. Come empty the dishwasher ...
50. No, but you call yourself that, you're not a king.
51. Don't run in the hallway, there are people below.
52. Don't drink the bottle.
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posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal you for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, you say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how you make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til you can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right next to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If you want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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posted by animelol
Mary asks everyone to guess her age. Thanks to the amazing effects of two safe, at-home anti-aging creams, her skin defies time, looking 20 years younger than it once did.

As a mom to two children in Hightstown, New Jersey, Mary leads the typical average American lifestyle. After working hard to provide for her family in this struggling economy, Mary can't afford to throw money at the newest beauty products, hoping they will work when all others have not lived up to their hype. Unhappy with the wrinkles and age spots on her face, not to mention the sagging skin on her neck, Mary strived to find...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs more publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this anime for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fan of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time you turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him or her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he or she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see you again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I SAID YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do you mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the show today! BYE! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the top of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. you hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as you can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say you were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive you cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If you are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If you are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz or dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.