Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda bear costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that bear in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
ME: Yeah. U were hurting me
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He tried to take off the head, but it didn't come off. He grabbed me.
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ME: Hey! Let go of me!
LADY: Let go!
GRANDMA: Stop that panda!
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I kicked him while he was running, in the shin again. He ran and ran after me.
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IN MY BED:
No, no, let go! Let go u stupid panda!
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I told my family the story. Grandma said I have 2 stop having sugar before I go 2 bed. She said I get hyper and my mind gets all crazy while I am trying to sleep.
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I don't really like pandas that much any more. LOL
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda bear costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug this panda
ME: Ok, whatever
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I hugged that panda. Then he squeezed me tighter, and tighter, until I couldn't breathe! I kicked that bear in the shin, hard. He jumped and started screaming.
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LADY: Take off your head... well not your head... the panda head.
ME: Yeah. U were hurting me
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He tried to take off the head, but it didn't come off. He grabbed me.
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ME: Hey! Let go of me!
LADY: Let go!
GRANDMA: Stop that panda!
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I kicked him while he was running, in the shin again. He ran and ran after me.
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IN MY BED:
No, no, let go! Let go u stupid panda!
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I told my family the story. Grandma said I have 2 stop having sugar before I go 2 bed. She said I get hyper and my mind gets all crazy while I am trying to sleep.
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I don't really like pandas that much any more. LOL
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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too sour
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grape stepped on a table lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too sour
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grape stepped on a table lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
