some of you may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell you the power of the yellow white or stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* or my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get you out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. you heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the list goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. you may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well there are two ways.
1.someone ate ALL the CHEESE and no one else got any.

2. when people never say stop at olive garden when they give CHEESE.you may think it is funny but the person giving the CHEESE would be like this.

"say stop. SAY STOP. SAY STOP! SAY STOP!!!!!!!!! SAY STOP YOU $%*#$@$%* $^&%*&%^#% $%#$@^@$*$!!!!!!

This will end with the man or the woman getting fired yet more powers of cheese.

if you have any more cheese powers send them to me and if I get three or more I will make a new
"the power of cheese." see ya and good night!