1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom
2. Tell him you met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do you listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him by his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorite guy[If you hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson or some who you like ALLOT!]
9. Come home saying you found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" or "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can you clean my room?"
12. Ask him if you can get a pet( If you don't have one already) and if he suggests a fish say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add more if you give me more!
2. Tell him you met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do you listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him by his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favorite guy[If you hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson or some who you like ALLOT!]
9. Come home saying you found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" or "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can you clean my room?"
12. Ask him if you can get a pet( If you don't have one already) and if he suggests a fish say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add more if you give me more!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the heart of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the fire of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached by the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
When a guy flirts with other women.while out with his girl, it. may be he is just trying to be funny and charming or seem polite. Or he may secretly be feeling insecure. Maybe he fears his gal is still.into her ex, or worries she may be seeing simeone else besides him. He wont come out and say his fears, so rather he tries to appear more of a stud flirting with ladies. What he may not realize is this drives a gal away and makes her feel unimportant. How would a guy like it if a gal behaved that way toward him? Does anyone have any suggestions how to deal with this obnoxious male behavior? Does a gal call him out on it? Or simply walk away, as I did from a guy I loved a lot, and not call him out on it, just simply tell him, "You hurt me."?
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.