There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does not need Twitter...he is already following you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
Chuck Norris can understand women.
They found Chuck's diary...It is now known as The Guiness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony ...the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris once scared a baby. To this day that baby is still screaming in fear......his name is Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris doesn't battle... he just allows you to lose
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it..
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.
When Chuck Norris wants a steak, cows volunteer. It's just easier that way.
Even atheists believe in Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry
Chuck Norris can get blackjack with one card
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Growing up Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called "The Peas"... until they met Chuck Norris.
the dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad...once
Chuck Norris once roundhoused a planet so hard and so fast it burst into flames, today it is known as the sun
Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea
Curiosity didn't kill the cat..... Chuck Norris did.
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
Good day Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy,...
continue reading...
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some advice to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years writing content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the love of all that is holy,...
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
Cristian "Hyuga" Medina
Hey everyone....It's AnimuLuvr21, and I'm a bit shy. >___>
So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna show you guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope you guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(
So let's make an account first, okay? :)
Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^
So first things first, let's go to the anime club and see what's going on. :)
Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....
Hey, apparently there's some Anime polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many anime I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember,...
continue reading...
So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna show you guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope you guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(
So let's make an account first, okay? :)
Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^
So first things first, let's go to the anime club and see what's going on. :)
Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....
Hey, apparently there's some Anime polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many anime I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember,...
