Before Marriage
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do you want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do you love me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have you ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are you even asking?
Girl - will you kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will you hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are you crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different animals
2: Freak out the other passengers by staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that you are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks you your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing random songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] You must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
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--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
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♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do you want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do you love me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have you ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are you even asking?
Girl - will you kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will you hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are you crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different animals
2: Freak out the other passengers by staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that you are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks you your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing random songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] You must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From sheep and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) Squirrel fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From sheep and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) Squirrel fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys you all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I said horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a second chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if you don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten you or go after you if you don't don't worry
but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't report me please just read the article and don't report me I wont be mean ever again
if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if you do forgive me you wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't report me please just read the article and don't report me I wont be mean ever again
if you guys forgive me awesome if you don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 seconds (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 seconds (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a month and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a month and dropped out forever.