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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse you to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did you fall from the stupid tree?

Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)
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shrek is life (original video)
1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us or someone else will.

3. We bitch about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If you won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing you in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches love Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like more than you hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, or your...
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Hey it's Nick here aka Blondlionezel, and i will be a making a series expressing my opinions on different things.

Alright, I can already tell that I will be getting a lot of flames/trolls/bad people on the internet complaining about this. But remember this is just my opinion on this. Also, Pokemon and Digimon have their own pros and cons.

Let's start by comparing Anime.

Pokemon: I definitely think that Pokemon is beating a dead horse with a dead horse. The story is always the same, Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) catching and training Pokemon. That's about it.

Digimon: Digimon always has something new to...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My heart is yearning
Like...
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posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His love is deeper, you know
He's a real keeper, you know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my love back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your love was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got more swagger than you
He's got more swagger than you do
My new boy really...
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This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy said “There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. You can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. You can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because you won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.
3. If you want your films...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with books scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to music but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead or alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong or right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
You can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
You can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
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People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as you read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Europe used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell you about is Ancient Egypt. More specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...
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