1. When the teacher says to ātake a seatā, you answer ātake it whereā.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer āAbsentā.
3. When she calls roll, you answer āyo mamaā.
4. When the teacher says something, you say āis that so?ā
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher youāll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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