Penn:Hi,Im Penn and this is my partner teller.You may have heard of vaccination causes autism in 1 out of a 110 children.F*** that total bulls*it it dosent.But lets imagine it does.We'll compare 2 groups of children Teller's group,gets no vaccinations my group does.I'll use this plexiglass to represent the vaccinations.Oh no!thats bad.my vaccination wall knocked 1 of the children of of line.Thats our 1 in a 110 with autism.In the 1920s,before the diphtheria vaccination was common,there were 13 to 15.000 deaths a year from that disease.If you've got it,your chances of dying were about 40%.
(Penn throws a ball at the vaccination wall and teller throws a ball at teller's group)
Penn:In 1952 just before the salk vaccine became common,there about 58.000 cases of polio.If you get unlucky,you might wind up permantley disabled war dead.
(Penn throws a ball at vaccination wall and teller throws a ball at teller's group and now they do the same thing)
Penn:Meningitis,hepatitis A and B,flu,mumps,whooping cough,pneumonia,rhinovirus,rubella,smallpox,tetnus,chickenpox...chickenpox.We had vaccinations against all of them.Which side do you want your child to stand on?So even if vaccination *did* cause autism,which it f*cking dosent.antivaccination would still be bulls*it.
(Penn throws the basket at the vaccination wall)
Sonic as Penn
And
Tails as Teller