We were surrounded by Nazi soldiers, but that wasn't going to stop us.

Robotnik: Just surrender now, and things will go smoothly.
Sean: Yeah, no way.
Sonic: Let's do it to it
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Dead Nazi: *kills three Nazis*
Robotnik: You can't stop me, I have a turret! *runs to turret* Ahahahahha!
Sean: *shoots at Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullets*
Sonic: Go after him, we'll handle these guys. *kicks Nazi*
Sean: *runs after Robotnik*
Tails: *electrocutes Nazi*
Knuckles: *kills Nazi*
Rouge: *giving a Nazi a blowjob*
Nazi: Uhm??
Rouge: *stops* Oh, right *kills Nazi*

While this was happening, Shadow was chasing me, while I was chasing Robotnik

Shadow: *grabs desert eagle*
Sean: *reloading .44*
Robotnik: Shoot him already!
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *jumps over bullet*
Robotnik: *Gets shot* AGh!
Sean: *lands on Robotnik*
Robotnik: *falls on floor*
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *dodges bullets* ENOUGH!
Shadow: *stops*
Sean: *Grabs Robotnik* Fire one more bullet. I dare ya.
Robotnik: Don't do it! It's a trap!
Shadow: How do you know? You're being held hostage!
Robotnik: *looks at audience* -n-
Sean: You gonna drop your weapon?
Shadow: Maybe.
Sean: Do it, or Robotnik is dead! *puts gun to head*
Robotnik: Jesus christ! Just do it!!
Shadow: *shoots Sean's foot*
Sean: AH! *falls on floor*
Shadow: Let's get out of here! *runs to exit*
Robotnik: *follows*
Sean: Ugh *tries to stand up*

Still, could be worse

Robotnik: *shooting turret*
Sonic: *takes cover* Where's Sean?
Tails: I don't know.
Sonic: I gotta find him! *runs past*
Robotnik: Damnt! Too fast

To be continued