Seriously guys?
Let's start. And that's good because now I can finally go to my lame-comedy style of writing. HOORAY! ^___^
Sonadow: Alright, here's the one I don't get at all. I mean, a gay hedgehog couple is questionable enough but... It just doesn't make sense! I guess you could say.... It's no use.......
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Seriously though, Sonadow? Really guys? How do you even come up with this crap?
Actually, pretty much any character in any series gets butchered by the internet. Although if one good thing came out of it, it was the fan fiction, "You Want Lemon?"
Yes, I am serious. Okay maybe not. At all. :P
Anyways, if it wasn't painfully obvious enough, (Like a toaster to the head painful.) Sonadow is a lame name pun on Sonic and Shadow. First time I ever saw this I thought it was something from a Barbie show, I kid you not.
I also have to say, why do they even name the couples? Wouldn't Sonadow be the name of the son or something?
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Alright let's not think about that. Seriously I got WAY side-tracked, sorry.
Anyways, well, uh, um, :P
God this is so awkward! What am I doing with my life? I could be making a Top 10 things I hate in video games list, or a review of Kid Chameleon! But of ALL THE THINGS......
I'm talking about a fan-made gay hedgehog video-game couple.
I'm not even kidding when I say this, WHAT IS THE POINT OF THESE!? Screw talking about each one, WHAT IS SO ENTERTAINING ABOUT THIS!? Is it just me? Am I the only one who doesn't get it?
I mean, I kind of get the Sonamy, the Silvaze, and the guy-girl couples, but why the hell would you make something like Sonadow?
HOW HIGH WERE THEY!? DID THE SONIC FANS JUST SWALLOW 20 GALLONS OF CORONA, WINE, BEER, AND VODKA!? HOW DOES THIS EVEN BECOME REALITY!? WHAT IS LIFE!? WHAT IS HOPE!? THERE WAS NO PAST, THERE IS NO FUTURE, THE PRESENT IS A JOKE, AND EVERYTHING IS HELL!
NOTHING MAKES SENSE, NOTHING HAS REASON, PURPOSE, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES!? THEY COULD BE ENDING WORLD HUNGER, THEY COULD BE HELPING THE HOMELESS, THEY COULD BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE!
BUT OF ALL THE DAMN THINGS THAT POP INTO YOUR MIND, YOU THINK OF THIS.
2 VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THAT ARE HEDGEHOGS THAT RUN REALLY FAST ARE NOW GAY AND MAKING OUT.
*Sigh* This didn't turn out the way I wanted it to...
I'll just end this now. In conclusion, what is the point? Is it fun? Is it entertaining? And god help you if it turns you on, seriously.
This isn't even really about Sonic anymore, but in this series especially, it seems that whenever I just want normal cool looking Sonic The Hedgehog pictures to put in articles and relive nostalgia, I come across a picture of Silver having... You know what with Shadow The Hedgehog.
It's gross, it ruins my childhood, it's pointless, and serves no purpose at all. Help the planet Earth and stop this mutiny!
Because fact is... This is madness...
This is madness!
THIS IS MADNESS!
THIS!
IS!
Absolute Bulls**t.
I still hate my life.
