Story #1: Silver's Strip Night Adventure
Silver was walkin' down in the hood, texting his psychologist on what to do with his life. Then, all of a sudden some random assholes who I will NOT give personalities to started attacking him!
Silver: YA FUCKING DICKS! GET BACK HERE, AND GIMME BACK MY WALLET! X____X
Hood Dudes: Only if you can find the Da Vinci Code, bitch! >:D
And so the search was on. And after countless months of searching, guess where he found it?
In a bad country song?
In some over-complicated movie labyrinth?
NOPE! In a fucking strip club. Because hookers be all over that Da Vinci Code ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Silver walked into the club with class, his posture straight, his hair clean, and his eyes filled with determination.
His dick was too. ;)
So, how do you think Silver got out of this? I'll tell you......
Strip Members: GET OUTTA HERE HEDGE-NIGGER BEFORE WE CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE! >:)
Silver: NEVER! You can't beat m-SHIT!
He didn't. At all. Not even close, actually. Fucking shit. XD
........But that was until HE GAINED FOCUS! :D
Silver: BEHOLD MY PENULTIMATE SSJ3 POWER-PENIS! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH
He blew the fucking joint up into smithereens. Silver gave the hood bitches the Da Vinci Code, and stabbed them in the knife with a heart, the end. :)
Wait..... Wha-
Story #2: The Great Party Offensive
RESPECK THE KIRBY REFERENCE THERE DAMMIT.
So Shadow was hanging out with some friends at the local DJ party, when all of a sudden.....
He lost.......
His virginity?
Nah, we actually have class here at Jared Fanfics Inc. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shadow lost his keys, and the search was on! But there was just one problem.....EVERYONE WAS INSANE.
Shadow: Hey.....You ever see my car keys 'round here?
Knuckles: YO YO YO, YO HO! HEY-EY-EY, IT'S THE SHAD-TO-THE-O! WHAT IS THE UPS, MY BRO? ;)
Shadow: -____-
Shadow: Hey Rouge, you seen-OH GOOD JESUS GRANDMA WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
Class guys, class. Rated R for Retarded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then, Shad-to-the-O finally found his keys.....
Up Cream's Cooter Trap.
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Yeah. Make your own ending to this, because quite frankly, I don't give a shit. ;)
Story #3: The Quest For BALLZ
Tails n' Shails were walking down this endless highway until they found some #2DEEP4U Blueprints on a super secret map, and it was right there, out in the open!
In a chest in a basement in a different post code behind two secret walls and a fire.
Yeah, it was pretty easy. Thank fuck for airplanes.
Dey got dere right in th' nick O time as well because HOLY SHIT, were they in for it now.
There was a bad guy, AND HIS NAME WAS-
And that's it! Thanks for reading, I guess. XD Have a good one.
Wait....There was no Sonic in any of these stories.
Fuck.
