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One day, Gale and Katniss were hunting in the woods, when all of a sudden...

Edward Cullen: Hey there!

Gale: JESUS! What the-

Edward Cullen: Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

Gale: What are you doing here? Who are you?

Edward Cullen: I'm Edward. I'm hunting.

Gale: No way! So are we. Wanna join?

Edward Cullen: *laughs* I have a feeling our definition of hunting is a bit different.

Katniss: *scoffs* I doubt it. *shoots bird, which falls to the ground in front of their feet*

Edward Cullen: May I? *picks up bird and sucks blood*

Katniss: .......

Gale: .......

Katniss: Is he-

Gale: Just walk away slowly.