President Snow The Sexy Rooster profile page

Name: President Snow :D

Age: I rather not say… *blush*

Home: My mansion in the Capitol. One of the privileges of being a president :P

Current location: In my garden, smelling roses *heart*

Interested in: Smelling roses, chopping roses, throwing roses, eating roses, cutting roses, hitting on roses, smelling like roses, and seeing twelve year old girls getting killed :D

In a relationship: Had a wife. She took one of my roses. So I made her drink poison. Which means, I'm single! ^^

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Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:37PM

Your love for roses really… creeps me out.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:37PM

Shut your Cum Dumpster, you Choad!

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:38PM

…what?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:38PM

*sigh* I forgot you're not as cool as me. You should really check out "The Online Slang Dictionary".

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:38PM

Wait, were you cursing me?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:39PM

See how important it is, to know, as you kids call it these days, slang words?

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:39PM

I don't care how you called me. I don't. I really don't.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:39PM

Okay. If you say so.

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:42PM

…

Dammit. I need to know.

- Katniss Everdeen has left the conversation.

Finnick Odair: 9th April 20:43PM

You do realize once she'll find out what it means she'll kill you, right?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:44PM

Oh pish posh!

Peeta Mellark: 9th April 20:45PM

What does it mean?

Gale Hawthorne: 9th April 20:46PM

Already forgot the last time you didn't understand something?

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Peeta Mellark: 9th April 20:46PM

*shudders* The meaning of Coprophilia still keeps me up at night.

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Annie Cresta: 9th April 20:47PM

President Snow, you remind me of Snow White.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:47PM

Why, thank you dear! :D

Gale Hawthorne: 9th April 20:48PM

How the hell does President Snow remind you of Snow White?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:49PM

*skipping in the garden, humming absentmindedly, picking roses off the ground*

Annie Cresta: 9th April 20:51PM

His name is Snow. Snow White's name is Snow. Snow White drank poison. President Snow drank poison. Snow White died. President Snow loves killing people. It all matches.

Finnick Odair: 9th April 20:52PM

Good observation, Annie! A shirtless Finnick for you! :)

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:53PM

Ooh, can I get a shirtless Finnick too? :D

Finnick Odair: 9th April 20:54PM

No.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:54PM

Why not? *pouting* I've been good this year!

Finnick Odair: 9th April 20:55PM

Oh, really?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:56PM

…okay, I've been naughty.

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:57PM

President Snow, you f*cking assclown, ding-head, jerk-face, you're a durge, a PITA, you're a complete hairbag!

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 9th April 20:58PM

Good, you're learning! You're getting cooler by the second :P

Katniss Everdeen: 9th April 20:58PM

*facepalm*

Johanna Mason: 9th April 20:59PM

Hey, Pita, apparently your name is a curse!

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Peeta Mellark: 9th April 21:02PM

Humph.