Seneca Crane profile page
Name: Seneca Crane. Not his beard, but the REAL, HUMAN, Seneca Crane.
Age: 73.
Home: The Capitol.
Current location: In the Gamemakers room.
Interested in: Hunger Games, making deadly mutts, killing tributes, setting trees on fire, setting Katniss on fire, setting random things on fire.
In a relationship: Am committed to the games. Have no need of a wife.
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Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:22AM
Hello, citizens of Panem! It's Seneca Crane here, calling for all of you to come and participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:23AM
OMG, Seenacea I wud LuvE to cum!
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:24AM
Heehee
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:25AM
Seriously? You thought what she said was funny? I thought it was sad.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:25AM
*shakes head* No, he laughed because she wrote the word 'cum'.
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:25AM
Heehee
Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:26AM
What does the word 'cum' mean?
Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:26AM
I'll show you at home.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:27AM
Yuck! Disgusting.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:28AM
Anyway… Write to me here if you want to participate!
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:29AM
I'd love to participate!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:30AM
Great! Just tell me a bit about yourself.
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:30AM
Okay… I'm an only child, I'm seventeen, I'm strong and hot and everyone loves me. I don't know why, sometimes I wish people will stop loving me so much! Why wasn't I born just stunningly hot, and had to be born an amazing, beautifully talented girl!
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:31AM
*cough*Mary-Sue*cough*
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:31AM
My dad raped me. So I killed him. But then my mother got upset because I killed him, so I brought him back to life. He didn't like me much after that incident. So I killed him again. I killed my mom too. I was very sad. I started slitting my wrists, but it took, like, FOREVER for the blood to dry, so I decided to read a book while my wrists were healing. I'm Goth. I hate preps.
Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:33AM
O.O
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:33AM
GREAT! YOU ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 1,037 HUNGER GAMES!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:34AM
Im SOO happy fr U, Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt! Lit's form a grup & cum tugethr to the Anger Gems!
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:35AM
Heehee
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:36AM
Your writing is seriously damaging my brain-cells.
- Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Katniss Everdeen, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair and Seneca Crane Like this.
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:38AM
I'd love to participate in the hunger games!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:38AM
Great! Tell me about yourself.
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:40AM
I'm a boy. My name is Bob. I'm a fan of Bob the Builder. My parents died, I got married, divorced, and I'm a widower. I have eleven kids, most of them from my first marriage.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:41AM
Excellent! Just… how old are you?
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:41AM
Fourteen.
Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:42AM
Are you kidding me?
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:42AM
I'm very mature to my age.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:42AM
You sure are! And you just got accepted to participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games! Congrats!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM
Mi torn!
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:43AM
Oh dear god.
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM
Am 17 yeaar uld. I LOVE gliiiters and sparkes & I kan kiil pepole!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:44AM
That's great! But, do you have a sad background story? Something devastating or interesting?
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:45AM
NNNOOOOOO!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:45AM
...Glimmer roared angrily.
- Katniss Everdeen, Haymitch Abernathy, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, I Love Bob The Builder and Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt Like this.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:46AM
Really? Nothing serious? No one raped you, you didn't discover you were a lesbian and was devastated because of it? Nothing?
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:48AM
Noo, I hd the bast childhud eva!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:49AM
*sigh* then I'm sorry, but you're not what we're looking for.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:49AM
Okay, what the hell! Just because she doesn't have a sad, heartbreaking story, then she's not allowed to participate in this games?
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:50AM
…yep, that sounds about right.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:51AM
But the Bob's fan and the crazy girl that decided to read a book while slitting her wrists just made those stuff up! That's so obvious!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:52AM
Maybe so… but they'll make great TV.
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:53AM
You guys working on reality shows are sickening me.
- Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Glimmer Loves Glitters, Haymitch Abernathy, Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Katniss Everdeen Like this.
The Green Creature: 6th May 10:54AM
I was abducted by aliens!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:55AM
SPLENDID! YOU JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HUNGER GAMES!
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:55AM
Humph.
Name: Seneca Crane. Not his beard, but the REAL, HUMAN, Seneca Crane.
Age: 73.
Home: The Capitol.
Current location: In the Gamemakers room.
Interested in: Hunger Games, making deadly mutts, killing tributes, setting trees on fire, setting Katniss on fire, setting random things on fire.
In a relationship: Am committed to the games. Have no need of a wife.
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Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:22AM
Hello, citizens of Panem! It's Seneca Crane here, calling for all of you to come and participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:23AM
OMG, Seenacea I wud LuvE to cum!
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:24AM
Heehee
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:25AM
Seriously? You thought what she said was funny? I thought it was sad.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:25AM
*shakes head* No, he laughed because she wrote the word 'cum'.
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:25AM
Heehee
Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:26AM
What does the word 'cum' mean?
Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:26AM
I'll show you at home.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:27AM
Yuck! Disgusting.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:28AM
Anyway… Write to me here if you want to participate!
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:29AM
I'd love to participate!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:30AM
Great! Just tell me a bit about yourself.
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:30AM
Okay… I'm an only child, I'm seventeen, I'm strong and hot and everyone loves me. I don't know why, sometimes I wish people will stop loving me so much! Why wasn't I born just stunningly hot, and had to be born an amazing, beautifully talented girl!
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:31AM
*cough*Mary-Sue*cough*
Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt: 6th May 10:31AM
My dad raped me. So I killed him. But then my mother got upset because I killed him, so I brought him back to life. He didn't like me much after that incident. So I killed him again. I killed my mom too. I was very sad. I started slitting my wrists, but it took, like, FOREVER for the blood to dry, so I decided to read a book while my wrists were healing. I'm Goth. I hate preps.
Annie Cresta: 6th May 10:33AM
O.O
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:33AM
GREAT! YOU ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 1,037 HUNGER GAMES!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:34AM
Im SOO happy fr U, Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt! Lit's form a grup & cum tugethr to the Anger Gems!
Haymitch Abernathy: 6th May 10:35AM
Heehee
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:36AM
Your writing is seriously damaging my brain-cells.
- Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Katniss Everdeen, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair and Seneca Crane Like this.
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:38AM
I'd love to participate in the hunger games!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:38AM
Great! Tell me about yourself.
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:40AM
I'm a boy. My name is Bob. I'm a fan of Bob the Builder. My parents died, I got married, divorced, and I'm a widower. I have eleven kids, most of them from my first marriage.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:41AM
Excellent! Just… how old are you?
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:41AM
Fourteen.
Finnick Odair: 6th May 10:42AM
Are you kidding me?
I Love Bob The Builder: 6th May 10:42AM
I'm very mature to my age.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:42AM
You sure are! And you just got accepted to participate in the 1,037 Hunger Games! Congrats!
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM
Mi torn!
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:43AM
Oh dear god.
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:43AM
Am 17 yeaar uld. I LOVE gliiiters and sparkes & I kan kiil pepole!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:44AM
That's great! But, do you have a sad background story? Something devastating or interesting?
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:45AM
NNNOOOOOO!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 6th May 10:45AM
...Glimmer roared angrily.
- Katniss Everdeen, Haymitch Abernathy, Annie Cresta, Finnick Odair, Johanna Mason, I Love Bob The Builder and Sevine Laightone Ebony Darkness Polish Black Selene Yogurt Like this.
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:46AM
Really? Nothing serious? No one raped you, you didn't discover you were a lesbian and was devastated because of it? Nothing?
Glimmer Loves Glitters: 6th May 10:48AM
Noo, I hd the bast childhud eva!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:49AM
*sigh* then I'm sorry, but you're not what we're looking for.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:49AM
Okay, what the hell! Just because she doesn't have a sad, heartbreaking story, then she's not allowed to participate in this games?
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:50AM
…yep, that sounds about right.
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:51AM
But the Bob's fan and the crazy girl that decided to read a book while slitting her wrists just made those stuff up! That's so obvious!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:52AM
Maybe so… but they'll make great TV.
Johanna Mason: 6th May 10:53AM
You guys working on reality shows are sickening me.
- Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Glimmer Loves Glitters, Haymitch Abernathy, Cato The Sexy Buffalo and Katniss Everdeen Like this.
The Green Creature: 6th May 10:54AM
I was abducted by aliens!
Seneca Crane: 6th May 10:55AM
SPLENDID! YOU JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HUNGER GAMES!
Katniss Everdeen: 6th May 10:55AM
Humph.
