Ripper Profile Page
Name: Ripper.
Age: 40.
Home: District Twelve.
Current location: In my shop.
Interested in: Drinking, selling drinks, and Haymitch ;)
In a relationship: No.
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Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:09PM
Who the hell are you?
Ripper: 22nd May 13:09PM
I'm Ripper. The woman who sells alcohol to the amazing Haymitch ;)
Haymitch Abernathy: 22th May 13:10PM
God bless you.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:11PM
But you're from District Twelve. How come I don't remember you?
Ripper: 22nd May 13:13PM
Suzanne Collins barely mentioned me in the books. *humph* You know that there are only two fanfics about me in Fanfiction? Seriously! Even Buttercup has more fanfics about him than me, and he's a freaking cat!
Buttercup: 22nd May 13:14PM
Mew.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:16PM
What the hell is Fan fiction?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:16PM
Fan fiction is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. There's a website, called Fanfiction dot net. You should check it out. You have NO IDEA how many stories there are about us! *heart* There are a lot of loafly people out there.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:17PM
Oh no.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:18PM
Really? There's a website dedicated for stories written by fans? I want to see what people think of me! I bet they all just LOVE me!
Ripper: 22nd May 13:19PM
…no. No, they don't.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:24PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Only two stories about me and Thresh, and 3,603 about me and Peeta? WHY!
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:26PM
Only 975 stories about me and Katniss? COME ON, PEOPLE!
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:27PM
NO STORIES ABOUT ME AND CATO? THAT'S AN ABOMINATION!
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:29PM
Here, Katniss loaf, I'll send you some of the best fanfics in Fanfiction!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:36PM
Ahh… Peeta?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:36PM
Yes, Katniss dear?
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:37PM
They're all about you and Gale.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:38PM
O.O There are… there are fanfics about… us?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:38PM
*nodding* Yep. 147 fanfics. Want me to send you some of my favorites?
Johanna Mason: 22nd May 13:39PM
Oh, Peeta. You never fail to entertain me.
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:39PM
Why, thank you!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:43PM
Oh, dear god. What the hell is that thing! "Katniss woke up and felt s sharp pain between her legs. She looked down, and noticed she grew a 'Katniss Junior' down there during the night. She's a boy. She is now a he. Boy!Katniss." WHAT THE HELL!
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:44PM
Ooh I loaf this kind of fanfictions! You know, Boy!Katniss, Female!Peeta. Really shows me what could've happened if I was a girl and you were a boy.
Ripper: 22nd May 13:45PM
What would've happened?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:45PM
Hmm… Nothing, actually.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:46PM
Then why would people want to add Katniss equipment between her legs and give Peeta a pair of boobs?
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:47PM
Because Boy!Katniss is way hotter than Boy!Peeta and Girl!Peeta is way hotter than Girl!Katniss. Jeez, Hawthorne, it's not that hard to understand.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 13:49PM
Why are there so many fics about me and Peeta?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:50PM
There are? :D
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:52PM
Okay, this must change. I'm going to start writing some stories about me and Cato RIGHT NOW! There is no way that Fanfiction will lack the sexiness of me and Cato as a couple!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 13:52PM
Oh sh*t.
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 13:54PM
Just found a fanfic about me and Peeta! I don't know what that M under the description of the story means, but that won't stop me from reading that story!
Ripper: 22nd May 13:55PM
He's going to regret it.
- Katniss Everdeen, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, President Snow The Sexy Rooster, Johanna Mason and Gale Hawthorne Like this.
Johanna Mason: 22nd May 13:58PM
Haha, LOVE the stories about me! I'm so awesome!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:58PM
That's one way to look at yourself…
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 14:02PM
Wow. I think my nightmares are going to be worse now.
Ripper: 22nd May 14:03PM
Oh, you poor baby! Was it that bad?
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 14:04PM
Some people have a very sick imagination.
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 14:06PM
I know. And it's so totally awesome! ^^
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 14:09PM
DONE! Check it out, Cato, I wrote a fanfic about us! Its name is, 'The Rooster, The Buffalo And The Three Baboons'!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 14:10PM
I thought my suffer ended after Katniss killed me. I guess I was wrong.
Name: Ripper.
Age: 40.
Home: District Twelve.
Current location: In my shop.
Interested in: Drinking, selling drinks, and Haymitch ;)
In a relationship: No.
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Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:09PM
Who the hell are you?
Ripper: 22nd May 13:09PM
I'm Ripper. The woman who sells alcohol to the amazing Haymitch ;)
Haymitch Abernathy: 22th May 13:10PM
God bless you.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:11PM
But you're from District Twelve. How come I don't remember you?
Ripper: 22nd May 13:13PM
Suzanne Collins barely mentioned me in the books. *humph* You know that there are only two fanfics about me in Fanfiction? Seriously! Even Buttercup has more fanfics about him than me, and he's a freaking cat!
Buttercup: 22nd May 13:14PM
Mew.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:16PM
What the hell is Fan fiction?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:16PM
Fan fiction is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. There's a website, called Fanfiction dot net. You should check it out. You have NO IDEA how many stories there are about us! *heart* There are a lot of loafly people out there.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:17PM
Oh no.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:18PM
Really? There's a website dedicated for stories written by fans? I want to see what people think of me! I bet they all just LOVE me!
Ripper: 22nd May 13:19PM
…no. No, they don't.
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:24PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Only two stories about me and Thresh, and 3,603 about me and Peeta? WHY!
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:26PM
Only 975 stories about me and Katniss? COME ON, PEOPLE!
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:27PM
NO STORIES ABOUT ME AND CATO? THAT'S AN ABOMINATION!
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:29PM
Here, Katniss loaf, I'll send you some of the best fanfics in Fanfiction!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:36PM
Ahh… Peeta?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:36PM
Yes, Katniss dear?
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:37PM
They're all about you and Gale.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:38PM
O.O There are… there are fanfics about… us?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:38PM
*nodding* Yep. 147 fanfics. Want me to send you some of my favorites?
Johanna Mason: 22nd May 13:39PM
Oh, Peeta. You never fail to entertain me.
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:39PM
Why, thank you!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:43PM
Oh, dear god. What the hell is that thing! "Katniss woke up and felt s sharp pain between her legs. She looked down, and noticed she grew a 'Katniss Junior' down there during the night. She's a boy. She is now a he. Boy!Katniss." WHAT THE HELL!
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:44PM
Ooh I loaf this kind of fanfictions! You know, Boy!Katniss, Female!Peeta. Really shows me what could've happened if I was a girl and you were a boy.
Ripper: 22nd May 13:45PM
What would've happened?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:45PM
Hmm… Nothing, actually.
Gale Hawthorne: 22nd May 13:46PM
Then why would people want to add Katniss equipment between her legs and give Peeta a pair of boobs?
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:47PM
Because Boy!Katniss is way hotter than Boy!Peeta and Girl!Peeta is way hotter than Girl!Katniss. Jeez, Hawthorne, it's not that hard to understand.
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 13:49PM
Why are there so many fics about me and Peeta?
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 13:50PM
There are? :D
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 13:52PM
Okay, this must change. I'm going to start writing some stories about me and Cato RIGHT NOW! There is no way that Fanfiction will lack the sexiness of me and Cato as a couple!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 13:52PM
Oh sh*t.
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 13:54PM
Just found a fanfic about me and Peeta! I don't know what that M under the description of the story means, but that won't stop me from reading that story!
Ripper: 22nd May 13:55PM
He's going to regret it.
- Katniss Everdeen, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, President Snow The Sexy Rooster, Johanna Mason and Gale Hawthorne Like this.
Johanna Mason: 22nd May 13:58PM
Haha, LOVE the stories about me! I'm so awesome!
Katniss Everdeen: 22nd May 13:58PM
That's one way to look at yourself…
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 14:02PM
Wow. I think my nightmares are going to be worse now.
Ripper: 22nd May 14:03PM
Oh, you poor baby! Was it that bad?
Haymitch Abernathy: 22nd May 14:04PM
Some people have a very sick imagination.
Peeta Mellark: 22nd May 14:06PM
I know. And it's so totally awesome! ^^
President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 22nd May 14:09PM
DONE! Check it out, Cato, I wrote a fanfic about us! Its name is, 'The Rooster, The Buffalo And The Three Baboons'!
Cato The Sexy Buffalo: 22nd May 14:10PM
I thought my suffer ended after Katniss killed me. I guess I was wrong.
