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Article by claireAF posted over a year ago
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One thing we love about the Simpsons is they have the ability to make any situation entertaining – even household insurance! In Season 20 Homer forgot to send off his insurance payment and had to keep the Simpsons’ Springfield home accident-free until the coverage was reinstated later that day. Luckily Adrian Flux will email and let you know when your policy needs to be renewed, saving any Simpsons-esque dramas.

But Homer may have to work a few extra shifts at the power plant to foot his home insurance bill. The Simpson family have a history of previous claims and live in an unsafe area. These factors can increase the cost of a policy, although their quote was affordable compared to some of the others Adrian Flux looked at, including the majestic Downton Abbey and Bilbo’s Bag End.

Adrian Flux, a specialist insurance broker, has estimated home insurance quotes for ten fictional homes, taking into account their unique features and individual policy needs. We’ve quoted for convicted criminals, high value contents, eco homes and unsafe constructions amongst others. Although the prices may be estimates, and the homes may be fictional, the policies...
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Opinion by gutkjul20 posted over a year ago
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Part one: https://animoto.com/play/slLssZgb4Wt0j14iHd59ig
Part two:
https://animoto.com/play/7jZD2bOC6bRc5P0mrCR06w
Thought you guys might enjoy watching this since it's around the holidays. You may have already seen these pictures, but if you have it never hurts to see them again. Let me know how you think of the videos that I made using animoto. I am kind of stalling as you can probably tell since for some reason the forum or wall isn't working out for me and I need to type a certain number of characters before it'll allow me to publish this.

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Article by australia-101 posted over a year ago
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Mr. Burns:
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts:
Kill two for matching clogs.

Mr. Burns:
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Opinion by Raallss posted over a year ago
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Review by luke36 posted over a year ago
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With its first year, The Simpsons became the Fox network's first sequence to position among the top 30 highest-rated tv series of a television year.Due to these achievements, Fox made the decision to change The Simpsons' timeslot in desires that it would outcome in greater scores for the reveals that would air after it.The sequence shifted from 8:00 p.m. on Weekend evenings to one time on Thursdays where it competed with The Cosby Show, the variety one show at enough time.Many of the manufacturers were against the shift, as The Simpsons had been in the top 10 while broadcasting on Weekend and they experienced the shift would eliminate its scores.New season of The Cosby Show defeat The Simpsons all the time during the second year and The Simpsons gradually dropped out of the top 10.At the end of the year Cosby averaged as the fifth highest-rated display on tv while The Simpsons was 38th.The show ongoing in its Friday timeslot until the 6th year, when it reverted to its unique Weekend port. It has stayed there ever since.
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Opinion by AoifeF1 posted over a year ago
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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is among the celebrities lending their voice talents to the new series of The Simpsons this autumn, broadcaster Fox has confirmed.

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Daniel will join Kristen Wiig, Zach Galifianakis and Rachel Maddow in the animated show, which kicks off its new run on September 29.

Kristen will be heard in the animated show's season premiere, voicing a high-strung FBI agent whom Lisa enlists for help when she suspects that something sinister has happened to Homer.

Elizabeth Moss of Mad Men plays a grateful mother who names her baby after Homer when he helps deliver the child.

Marvel Comics writer Stan Lee, producer Judd Apatow and Will Arnett of Arrested Development are among other stars voicing parts on The Simpsons.
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List by shanepalamara posted over a year ago
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"The Parrot Rap"

Mr. Garrison assigns the class to do a history report on one of the presidents. He makes everyone go to the computer room and do research, but behind Mr. Garrison's back, Cartman minimizes the research page and opens a new page and begins playing Modern Warfare. The other kids start to do this, but Butters forgets to and Mr. Garrison gives him a detention. Butters tells Cartman that he has to get a detention too so it would be fair, but Cartman refuses and claims it wasn't his fault. The next day as the kids are researching in the computer room, Cartman leaves the room to go poop. After Mr. Garrison goes out into the hallway talking on the phone about his tampon prescriptions, Butters sneaks over to Cartman's computer and goes onto a pornographic website. Cartman comes back into the computer room as does Mr. Garrison who sees the website and has a conference with Mrs. Cartman. He suggests that Cartman goes to a sex addiction camp so he will heal. Mrs. Cartman agrees and Cartman is sent to the camp. While at camp, Cartman is assigned to be roommates with Kevin McCormick who is Kenny's older brother. Kevin confesses to Cartman that he is addicted to...
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Article by shanepalamara posted over a year ago
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My Top Ten Simpson's Episodes. These are what I think are the best of the series.

10). Treehouse of Horror XI (Season 12)

The Simpson's exit their house in a Munster theme and are killed by an angry mob except for Lisa who whistles away. Homer dies from choking on broccoli and comes back as a ghost to do one good deed to get into heaven. Homer must rescue Bart and Lisa from a witch in a fairy tale way. Lisa lets a dolphin go free which rules Springfield with its dolphin sea friends.

9). Replaceable You (Season 23)

Homer's new coworker, Roz Davis, steals his job and makes it miserable for him. Meanwhile, Bart and Martin create a robotic seal that shows old people friendly love.

8). Bart Gets an F (Season 2)

After Bart fails a test he didn't study for, he uses a snow day to study for the test to retake it. Mrs. Krabappel gives him another F, but gives him a D when he is able to answer a question he missed through sobs.
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Article by shanepalamara posted over a year ago
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"The Day the Earth Didn't Stay Still"

After Springfield is pronounced the most dangerous place to live in America the town begins to make it cleaner and safer. Professor Frink tells them that they should take this as an insult and go after the people who said this. Lisa realizes that she is never the town's center of attention and takes this time to become it.

"Losing Nemo"

After Lisa is pulled underwater and nearly killed by a swordfish she adds them to her daily meals and wears them for clothing to get revenge. Marge thinks that Homer's diet trainer named Emily Donner is trying to seduce him. Marge sees a therapist who thinks that she is just trying to be protective over the one she loves.

"The Little Helper of the Little Helper"

After Lisa's cat dies the family gets a small protective new dog who keeps Santa's Little Helper away from them. During the night Santa's Little Helper attempts to kill the new dog but the next morning it turns out he killed Rod Flanders' dog. After Homer kicks Santa's Little Helper out of the house he must save them from the new dog who turns out to be an evil robot.
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Article by shanepalamara posted over a year ago
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"Fag To The Flag"

Marge becomes a store crafter and creates a flag that she feels suits Springfield. The town becomes insulted by the design she chose. Bart is forced to get a job by Homer at the book store since he blew up dynamite around the town. Bart thinks that his boss, Nick Horowitz, is gay and trying to kiss him after work.

"In with the Old, Out with the New"

Since no one in town will help Lisa with her citizen rights, she uses the helpless old people at the Retirement Castle to go against pollution and help animal's rights. Homer becomes obsessed with an online game and bets his household items to win more tokens.

"Shakespeare's Little Helper"

After using Professor Frink's newest creation, the Simpsons learn their dog has a fetish for poems. The people of Springfield grow jealous of the Simpson's dog and plan to throw them out of town except they know the Simpsons didn't do anything wrong.

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Article by triton posted over a year ago
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I have even more ideas. Hope you like them!

The Kids Are Always Right

When an motivational speaker convinces Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chambers to do a expeirment for the school and allow the parents to let the kids have one week and listen to whatever they want. Some of the parents gets outraged because of it, but Marge feels that no matter what the kids still need the parents. When the week begins, the parents must listen to their kids and do not argue with them. However, when Bart goes overbaord with this experiment, it casues the other kids to go overboard which leads to Marge and Lisa to find a way to undo this mess before it gets worse.

A Trip Down Beetles Lane

Abe Simpson recounts stories he met with the Beetles when they first arrived in Springfield back in 1966 to participate in a special concert hosted by the mayor back then. When Abe learns the concert was a fake and the Beetles made it a publicity stunt, he takes Homer to find the people who can actually tell him the truth, the Beetles.
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Fan fiction by codyfan77 posted over a year ago
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I knew this day would come. I mean, Homer may not be the smartest guy I have served (as a customer), but he still has that little bit of a brain cell in there that was telling him 'Something isn't right here...'. I know. I must be the worst friend in the world, sleep'in with his wife. And I'm sorry. I was going through a phase; a horrible, sexy phase. I'm just a stupid, selfish, old basterd who only does things for his own pleasure. Of course, I didn't WANT this to happen, oor predict it would either. Sooo... yeah.That takes a load of ' This is all your fault!' off my back. And, come to mention it, she WAS drunk, so... yeah. Not my fault!

My name is Moe Syzlak, and this is my side to it.

Ps; Sorry that had to be so cheesy
Pss;Anyone wanna free flaming Moe?
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Guide by Robssesed posted over a year ago
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Spider pig spider pig he does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he cant cause he is a pig look out here comes the spider pig nonononononono
Spider pig spider pig he does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he cant cause he is a pig look out here comes the spider pig nonononononono
Spider pig spider pig he does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he cant cause he is a pig look out here comes the spider pig nonononononono
Spider pig spider pig he does whatever a spider pig does can he swing from a web no he cant cause he is a pig look out here comes the spider pig nonononononono
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Opinion by balbithain posted over a year ago
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The simpsons has given the world laughter for 20 years and in that time the simpsons has had numerous guest stars of exeptinall calibere. However in the more recent episoded's the simpsons have relied constantly on having celebrites in the show. In my opion the simpsons use to many guest stars in one seasons.The way they do this means that the show is sometimes more situated on the guest stars snd less on the family.I am constantly annoyed when in most episode's there is a celebrity that the family meet and they constantly are suprised and Homer will make a joke.If the celebrites weren't playing therself then maybe that would make a diffrence. There are celebrites how play someone else but still manage to focus on the episode such as homer half brother herb powell, and singer Lurleen Lumkin played by Beverly D Angelo. In my opion the simpsons is still a great series but sometimes celebrites don't make the episode better.
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Fan fiction by sawfan13 posted over a year ago
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It all started out as an ordinary day, man. Mrs. Krabaple, my stupid teacher wanted us to do a
project on the most intense, exciting day of our vacation. Truth is, I actually DID my project, instead
of getting my dog, Santa's Little Helper to eat a piece of paper with the alphabet and some made
up curse words Milhouse made up that I thought were dumb. Anyway, all these kids had these boring
stories, while I was remembering mine:
It started two weeks ago, when Homer came home, not miserable or went to Moe's before coming
home. He seemed so giddy and excited.

Homer: Marge! Kids! Come to the living room!! I wanna tell you a great way to spend Bart and Lisa's
break from school! Marge: You seem so happy. What is it? Homer: We're all going to Vegas!
Bart: Haven't we already been there? Homer: Yes, but I have over ten thousand dollars here with me
and tickets to some shows. Here's two concerts, to uh some band called uh, *looks at ticket*
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Opinion by blurayz3 posted over a year ago
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20.Bart Vs.Thanksgving
This episode is the first to really test the relationship between Bart and Lisa; The centerpiece dispute gets way blown out of proportion, Bart, convinced he's in the right, not letting up and apologisng to his sister, who, in turn, maybe does overreact slightly.The roof scene is one of my faviroute Simpson scenes though;It shows Bart cares very much for his little sister, and, when Lisa kisses Bart and they hug, that part melts my heart x3

19.Lost our Lisa
This was the first episode i saw that i was old enough to remember well.It also has the infamous Cherrypicker scene, Homer saying he'll rescue Lisa, then 5 seconds later, screaming for her to rescue him. It also ratifies Homer is infact, a good father, his approach to parenthood is just more ritsy and blunt, which counters Marge's anhecdonic take on family life.Another thing it reafirms is Lisa wanting to grow up before she's ready-she has to accept shes just a kid, and, by the end of it, shes at peace with the dilemma. bart is also freakin' hilarious wearing his novelty facegear.
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Article by srmills posted over a year ago
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hello, ive read somewhere that they have a simpsons movie 2 coming out either this year or the next. The description i read said, Homer discovers somthing in the woods or somthing i dont know its been about a year since ive read it. Im just saying that they should have the movie where magi actully talks. dont you think if so write on my page, ''srmills''. I tiped the simpsons movie 2 on google and like always google gives me a bunch of s@#t i dont need. So after looking for awhile i found it. thats all i know...so far.
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Article by nitro44769 posted over a year ago
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TV Takedown!

Marge gets worried that the chidren of springfeild watch southpark all the time and creates a team consisting of Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy and Marge (NML) to talk to the creaters of South Park and ask them to stop airing it completely. Instead, they make a spoof of NML and don't listen. NML makes their own TV show about sharing and crap but it gets no views. Bart, Lisa and Nelson (BLN)decide to fight back and make their own show along with the help of the creators of south park and becomes a big success and 100000 views worldwide
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Article by kalrayes posted over a year ago
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Here are a few ideas for Simpsons episodes, tell me what do you think, and can you come up with names for them if you don't mind?
1. Idea 1:
After Mr. burns starts lowering people's salaries, Homer finds out that he doesn't have enough money to take care of his family, so he decides to take a night job, he decides to become a DJ because it's the easiest thing he could think of, so he decides to take lessons, but he needed a trainer, so he asks Carl if he knows someone, but Carl doesn't, but Lenny tells him that one of his best friend was a DJ, named "DJ Slice", so Homer calls DJ Slice and asks for lessons, DJ Slice accepts, but he has to listen to a few things, one of the things was that Homer should believe everything he says, Homer accepts, so in every lesson, DJ Slice relates being a DJ to real life situations, and after 3 weeks of training, Homer thinks he's ready, goes to DJ his first party, buy messes up really bad, and decides to never DJ again.

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Article by Pondus321 posted over a year ago
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I love the show and have some ideas for new episodes. Give me your thoughts on these ideas!
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A new face

Homer gets fired from the nuclear power plant after causing a near meltdown. In the quest for a new job he get hired at the local car wash, and loves it, until his old boss wants a car wash.
In the mean time Lisa finally gets sick of Bart's stupidness and ask Dr. frank to build her a devise that can make him smarter, only to discover that smarter is not always better!
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Dr. Homer

After watching a movie about second world war, homer gets inspired to become a doctor, but get put up to a challenge when Marge falls of a ladder and gets a concussion. Unaware about Marge, Lisa, Bart and Maggie goes on a treasure-hunt after finding a old map in a hidden closet in the ally. Only to find out that they are not the only one that are after the treasure.
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Opinion by emo_mido posted over a year ago
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i mean what could i say for this show....it's brilliant,oh come on...
how many times stuiped things happened to u ..and it's happened in the simpsons
it's not a cartoon...its reality for a things happened in our lifes.
you may dont...but i do,that cause i'm opssesed in the simpsons.
when i make a mistake... i dont get sad..cause i remmember homer did a thousand mistakes and he run away of it....and u may dont..but i'm in 15 so i need a thing just to not make me feel guilty.
and really when i get sad i wache the simpsons.. when the episodes end in my ipod..i really forget that i'm was saaad.
now.. why do it's better than family guy cause i can wache one limited episode for the simpsons all over agaian and again..and i never get bored..
but family guy i can see one limited episode maybe just for two or one times...thats it!!!
thats why simpsons still number one!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fan fiction by decano posted over a year ago
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Todo empezó cuando tuvieron que fumigar el bar de Moe por que estaba lleno de ratas e insectos.
Moe: Cuanto tiempo tardara la fumigación.
Fumigador: 5 horas cuando mucho.
Moe: ok, esta bien esperare.
En ese instante el insecticida se junto con la cerveza y se formo fuego, el bar empezó a arder en llamas.
Moe: ohh, nooo he perdido mi carrera y mi bar.
Moe perdió su bar y su carrera, estaba muy triste.
En ese momento llego homero, leni, carl y barney.
Moe: que hacen chicos tan temprano.
Homero: Burns nos dio el día libre.
Leni: por que el bar esta ardiendo en llamas.
Moe: se junto el insecticida con la cerveza y se formo fuego y se me arruino mi carrera.
Homero: Moe ven a vivir a mi casa hasta que consigas algún lugar para vivir.
Moe: gracias hormero eres el mejor.
Homero: no hay de qué, total te debo muchas.
CONTINUARA

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Opinion by emo_mido posted over a year ago
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Oh, so they have internet on computers now!


Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Opinion by emo_mido posted over a year ago
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edit Steps1Work on your look. Get some gel and spike your hair as often as possible. Rigid spikes are so Bart Simpson! Keep the clothes simple-just T-shirts and shorts.
2Get a skateboard and practice, practice, practice! Practice when you get home from school, on the weekends, and in every spare minute you get. Try getting help from a person who's really good at it, and be patient. When you're good, teach yourself tricks like jumps and stuff. Skate to school.
3Be mischievous, cheeky and witty. Have smart comebacks to everything, an "innocent" look and voice, and ways of entertaining the class, such as mouthing everything a teacher says in a lecture.
4Don't worry about anything! Just stay calm and cool.
5Say things like "Don't have a cow, man!" and "Ay Caramba! and "Eat my shorts!"
6Watch the Simpsons to get more ideas. Plus, try to know a lot about the actual Bart Simpson.
7Keep a slingshot in your back pocket.
8Have a younger sister who you love annoying.If you dont,thats OK.
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Opinion by emo_mido posted over a year ago
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homer;
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
...Gotta go, my weiner kids are listening
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Man,Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! I love the simpsons.I love the quote in the intro: "trying is the first step towards failure." Homer is the most understated genius in pop culture.To beer! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to...
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