Episode 9:
Suckers Punched:
Chris (Recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the teams went for an egg hunt at the fun zone, which was anything but fun. (laughs) Heather finally got what was coming to her when her team voted against her. Nice work Alejandro. Will the heroes get back on track and snag victory from the villains yet again? Those answers and more to be answered right here, right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Cut to the loser cabin: Dawn and Sierra are talking about keeping the mutant rat)
Dawn:
Sierra, i didn't want it to have to come to this, but you leave me no choice but to take custody of your "adopted" pet. (She takes it out of Sierra's arms)
Sierra:
No! Come back! I need to take care of it!
Dawn:
Oh don't worry. I'll take good care of it for you.
(At the Spa Hotel)
Alejandro:
I question what will become of this team.
Courtney:
After today's challenge, there won't be any more teams.
Alejandro:
Is this some kind of joke? Do you take me for a fool?
Courtney:
No. This is not a joke. I'm serious. We're so close to the merge that the teams will disband sooner or later. We're down to 12 players.
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention, campers. Report to me for today's challenge.
(On the way to the challenge)
Dawn:
Hopefully this challenge will teach Sierra she has a lot to learn before she can become a parent to those rats.
Brick (raises eyebrow):
Wait....how was i not informed of this sooner? When did Sierra become a parent to a pair of rats?
Dawn:
Since yesterday is when. Maybe DJ can give her a few pointers all about what's it like to be a parent to an animal after her elimination. That should be easy given his expierence with that bunny of his.
(With Chris)
Chris:
At ease all stars. Today's challenge is a boxing challenge. But first, let's welcome back last night's exiled all star Mike or should i say Mal?
(A boat pulls up and Mal tosses Chef onto the sandy beach shore and jumps out onto the sandy beach shore)
Chris:
Today's challenge is a nod to season 1's no pain no game challenge......boxing style! So heroes, villains. Time to decide who to start the challenge with.
Zoey:
Mike or i mean Mal will go first.
Mal:
With pleasure.
(He spins the wheel and it lands on Izzy)
Owen:
NO! Anyone but Izzy! Go easy on her! She's never boxed before.
Izzy:
Owen? Is that you? Noah's competing with you too?
Owen:
Yeah.
(After Mal and Izzy's boxing match)
Owen:
What did i tell you!? Didn't i warn you to go easy on her!?
(Zoey and Brick hold him back)
Brick:
At ease soldier! What happened happened.
Owen:
That won't stop me from facing off against Mal.
(Owen and Mal's boxing match)
Owen:
Go easy on me. I haven't even taken boxing lessons.
Mal:
Oh don't worry. I'll go easy on you.
Owen (nervous):
What do you mean?
Mal:
You'll see.
(After Owen and Mal's boxing match)
Mal stood on top of Owen, having had emerged victorious.
Zoey:
Your turn, Duncan.
(He walks up and spins the wheel and it lands on Harold)
Duncan:
Do i really have to fight him? Me and him are trying to make up and get along.
Chris:
You really do have to fight him, now in get there or else i'll show a clip of him rigging the votes in Total Drama Action. (By now Duncan goes from unwilling to fight to being sent into a rage and jumps into the ring to fight Harold.)
Duncan:
That's for voting Courtney off!
Courtney:
Never seen him this angry before.
Alejandro:
Nor have i.
Harold:
Mike? Is that you? You sure have changed since i last saw you.
Duncan:
Can i call a truce to talk with Harold?
Chris:
Sure. Take as much time as you need.
Duncan:
Listen Harold. There's something i think you should know. That's not Mike, that's Mal. You can refuse to believe me if you want, but Mal is dangerous either way so i'm hoping you make it to the finale with me so both of us can find a way to put an end to Mal's evil ways once and for all.
Harold:
If stopping Mal is all it takes, then i'm in.
Duncan:
Great. Go tell Chef you want a job as an intern for the finale.
Harold:
Sure thing. Chef, can i ask you something?
Chef:
Okay. But make it quick.
Harold:
Can i have a job as an intern for the finale?
Chef:
Hmm. Well since you asked me that, then sure of course you can. Now get out of my sight before i change my mind!
Harold:
I'm going, i'm going.
Chef:
Heh. Yeah that's what i thought.
(Elimination ceremony; day changes to night. Sierra, Harold, Duncan, Brick, Zoey, Mike, Owen, Noah, and Dawn are sitting on logs and Alejandro, Courtney, Cameron, Gwen, and Scott are sitting in the peanut gallery.)
Chris:
The following people who get marshmallows are safe: Dawn, Brick, Owen, Noah, Zoey, Duncan, and Mike. Sierra, it's off the Flush of Shame with you. But, as a twist surprise, Harold will also be riding the Flush of Shame with you.
(Flush of Shame with Sierra and Harold)
Chris:
Sierra, Harold do you have anything to say before you get flushed?
Both:
Nope!
Chris:
In that case, then 10 contestants remain. Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 10:
You Regatta Be Kidding Me:
Chris (Recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the teams took part in a boxing challenge. Harold made an unexcepted return in which his boxing partner was Duncan. During the challenge, Harold finally realized Mike is not what he seems. During the elimination ceremony, he and Sierra both took the flush of shame. Who will be eliminated next and who will stay? Find out right here, right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Intro)
(Cut to the Spa Hotel, where Zoey and Duncan are talking)
Zoey:
So it looks like you and Harold are on good terms finally.
Duncan:
The only reason i'm taking his side on this one is because both of us vow to expose Mal for what he is. You may think i'm doing this to be nice, but i'm only doing this to stop Mal.
Zoey:
Well i think you still have some good in you.
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention campers. Report to me for today's challenge.
(At the dock)
Chris:
Welcome All Stars. Today's challenge is a regatta around the island. And this challenge wouldn't be complete without Total Drama Island veteran Bridgette!
Bridgette (annoyed):
Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing this because you forced me to, but because you bring in non contestants for cameos for the ratings!
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette:
I'd rather be hosting the aftermath show right now than be part of a challenge the contestants are capable of doing on their own. This is the last time you seperate me from Geoff, McLean!
(Confessional ends)
Bridgette (faking a good mood):
Fine. I'll take part in today's challenge. Sure thing Chris. I'd love to.
Chris:
Bridgette, are you okay? You were just upset a minute ago about your cameo and now you actually don't care. Something's defientely wrong with you. This is a different side of you i've never seen before. In that case, you'll be with Dawn, Owen, and Noah for the challenge.
Bridgette (Finally back to speaking normal):
Sounds good.
(During the challenge)
Alejandro (Speeding by Courtney and Gwen's speedboat and Bridgette, Dawn, Noah, and Owen's speedboat):
So long suckas!
Bridgette:
Oh! That does it! It's one thing to leave stuck to a pole, but to splash water all over me is taking things too far!
Courtney:
I actually have to agree with you there Bridgette. Gwen, i can't believe i'm saying this right now, but what do you say about calling a temporary truce and voting Alejandro off?
Gwen:
I'm with you on that one!
(Elimination ceremony: day changes to night. The heroes are on logs and the villains are in the peanut gallery)
Chris:
The following players who get marshmallows are safe: Noah, Scott, Courtney, Brick, Gwen, Owen, Cameron, Dawn, Mike, and Zoey. Duncan, you're on the chopping block for blowing up my mansion. Because of you, everything in there is destroyed. So, i called your parole officers during the challenge to have you escorted off to jail. And Alejandro, you're on the chopping block for splashing water all over Bridgette during the challenge.
(Flush of Shame with Alejandro)
Alejandro:
Zoey, Mike is not what he seems.
Zoey:
What do you mean by that?
Alejandro:
What i mean is Mike is--aah!
Chris:
8 All Stars remain. Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 10:
Zeek and Ye Shall Find:
Chris (recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the contestants took part in a regatta challenge in which both teams had to make a complete circle around the island. In the end, Duncan's bad habits finally caught up to him and Alejandro was voted out. Who will be flushed next? Find out right here right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(After the intro)
Chris:
Attention All Stars. To celebrate the 100th episode, you guys have to bake a cake . Once you do, it must be frosted and be brought to me to taste. (He is so busy talking he doesn't notice Zeke right behind him)
Zoey:
Chris? Chris? Are you there?
(There is no answer)
Dawn:
Oh dear. I fear he may of have gone missing. We've got to inform Chef in order for us to save Chris.
(After Chef is given the bad news)
(The contestants were loaded onto an elevator leading down into the mine)
(After everyone plus Chef arrives)
Dawn (noticing Ezekiel's temper):
Oh dear. His aura is dangerously peaking into the red zone level. All these years of past humiliation have only made Zeke's temper rse.
Suckers Punched:
Chris (Recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the teams went for an egg hunt at the fun zone, which was anything but fun. (laughs) Heather finally got what was coming to her when her team voted against her. Nice work Alejandro. Will the heroes get back on track and snag victory from the villains yet again? Those answers and more to be answered right here, right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Cut to the loser cabin: Dawn and Sierra are talking about keeping the mutant rat)
Dawn:
Sierra, i didn't want it to have to come to this, but you leave me no choice but to take custody of your "adopted" pet. (She takes it out of Sierra's arms)
Sierra:
No! Come back! I need to take care of it!
Dawn:
Oh don't worry. I'll take good care of it for you.
(At the Spa Hotel)
Alejandro:
I question what will become of this team.
Courtney:
After today's challenge, there won't be any more teams.
Alejandro:
Is this some kind of joke? Do you take me for a fool?
Courtney:
No. This is not a joke. I'm serious. We're so close to the merge that the teams will disband sooner or later. We're down to 12 players.
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention, campers. Report to me for today's challenge.
(On the way to the challenge)
Dawn:
Hopefully this challenge will teach Sierra she has a lot to learn before she can become a parent to those rats.
Brick (raises eyebrow):
Wait....how was i not informed of this sooner? When did Sierra become a parent to a pair of rats?
Dawn:
Since yesterday is when. Maybe DJ can give her a few pointers all about what's it like to be a parent to an animal after her elimination. That should be easy given his expierence with that bunny of his.
(With Chris)
Chris:
At ease all stars. Today's challenge is a boxing challenge. But first, let's welcome back last night's exiled all star Mike or should i say Mal?
(A boat pulls up and Mal tosses Chef onto the sandy beach shore and jumps out onto the sandy beach shore)
Chris:
Today's challenge is a nod to season 1's no pain no game challenge......boxing style! So heroes, villains. Time to decide who to start the challenge with.
Zoey:
Mike or i mean Mal will go first.
Mal:
With pleasure.
(He spins the wheel and it lands on Izzy)
Owen:
NO! Anyone but Izzy! Go easy on her! She's never boxed before.
Izzy:
Owen? Is that you? Noah's competing with you too?
Owen:
Yeah.
(After Mal and Izzy's boxing match)
Owen:
What did i tell you!? Didn't i warn you to go easy on her!?
(Zoey and Brick hold him back)
Brick:
At ease soldier! What happened happened.
Owen:
That won't stop me from facing off against Mal.
(Owen and Mal's boxing match)
Owen:
Go easy on me. I haven't even taken boxing lessons.
Mal:
Oh don't worry. I'll go easy on you.
Owen (nervous):
What do you mean?
Mal:
You'll see.
(After Owen and Mal's boxing match)
Mal stood on top of Owen, having had emerged victorious.
Zoey:
Your turn, Duncan.
(He walks up and spins the wheel and it lands on Harold)
Duncan:
Do i really have to fight him? Me and him are trying to make up and get along.
Chris:
You really do have to fight him, now in get there or else i'll show a clip of him rigging the votes in Total Drama Action. (By now Duncan goes from unwilling to fight to being sent into a rage and jumps into the ring to fight Harold.)
Duncan:
That's for voting Courtney off!
Courtney:
Never seen him this angry before.
Alejandro:
Nor have i.
Harold:
Mike? Is that you? You sure have changed since i last saw you.
Duncan:
Can i call a truce to talk with Harold?
Chris:
Sure. Take as much time as you need.
Duncan:
Listen Harold. There's something i think you should know. That's not Mike, that's Mal. You can refuse to believe me if you want, but Mal is dangerous either way so i'm hoping you make it to the finale with me so both of us can find a way to put an end to Mal's evil ways once and for all.
Harold:
If stopping Mal is all it takes, then i'm in.
Duncan:
Great. Go tell Chef you want a job as an intern for the finale.
Harold:
Sure thing. Chef, can i ask you something?
Chef:
Okay. But make it quick.
Harold:
Can i have a job as an intern for the finale?
Chef:
Hmm. Well since you asked me that, then sure of course you can. Now get out of my sight before i change my mind!
Harold:
I'm going, i'm going.
Chef:
Heh. Yeah that's what i thought.
(Elimination ceremony; day changes to night. Sierra, Harold, Duncan, Brick, Zoey, Mike, Owen, Noah, and Dawn are sitting on logs and Alejandro, Courtney, Cameron, Gwen, and Scott are sitting in the peanut gallery.)
Chris:
The following people who get marshmallows are safe: Dawn, Brick, Owen, Noah, Zoey, Duncan, and Mike. Sierra, it's off the Flush of Shame with you. But, as a twist surprise, Harold will also be riding the Flush of Shame with you.
(Flush of Shame with Sierra and Harold)
Chris:
Sierra, Harold do you have anything to say before you get flushed?
Both:
Nope!
Chris:
In that case, then 10 contestants remain. Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 10:
You Regatta Be Kidding Me:
Chris (Recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the teams took part in a boxing challenge. Harold made an unexcepted return in which his boxing partner was Duncan. During the challenge, Harold finally realized Mike is not what he seems. During the elimination ceremony, he and Sierra both took the flush of shame. Who will be eliminated next and who will stay? Find out right here, right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(Intro)
(Cut to the Spa Hotel, where Zoey and Duncan are talking)
Zoey:
So it looks like you and Harold are on good terms finally.
Duncan:
The only reason i'm taking his side on this one is because both of us vow to expose Mal for what he is. You may think i'm doing this to be nice, but i'm only doing this to stop Mal.
Zoey:
Well i think you still have some good in you.
Chris (over loud speaker):
Attention campers. Report to me for today's challenge.
(At the dock)
Chris:
Welcome All Stars. Today's challenge is a regatta around the island. And this challenge wouldn't be complete without Total Drama Island veteran Bridgette!
Bridgette (annoyed):
Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing this because you forced me to, but because you bring in non contestants for cameos for the ratings!
(Confessional: Bridgette)
Bridgette:
I'd rather be hosting the aftermath show right now than be part of a challenge the contestants are capable of doing on their own. This is the last time you seperate me from Geoff, McLean!
(Confessional ends)
Bridgette (faking a good mood):
Fine. I'll take part in today's challenge. Sure thing Chris. I'd love to.
Chris:
Bridgette, are you okay? You were just upset a minute ago about your cameo and now you actually don't care. Something's defientely wrong with you. This is a different side of you i've never seen before. In that case, you'll be with Dawn, Owen, and Noah for the challenge.
Bridgette (Finally back to speaking normal):
Sounds good.
(During the challenge)
Alejandro (Speeding by Courtney and Gwen's speedboat and Bridgette, Dawn, Noah, and Owen's speedboat):
So long suckas!
Bridgette:
Oh! That does it! It's one thing to leave stuck to a pole, but to splash water all over me is taking things too far!
Courtney:
I actually have to agree with you there Bridgette. Gwen, i can't believe i'm saying this right now, but what do you say about calling a temporary truce and voting Alejandro off?
Gwen:
I'm with you on that one!
(Elimination ceremony: day changes to night. The heroes are on logs and the villains are in the peanut gallery)
Chris:
The following players who get marshmallows are safe: Noah, Scott, Courtney, Brick, Gwen, Owen, Cameron, Dawn, Mike, and Zoey. Duncan, you're on the chopping block for blowing up my mansion. Because of you, everything in there is destroyed. So, i called your parole officers during the challenge to have you escorted off to jail. And Alejandro, you're on the chopping block for splashing water all over Bridgette during the challenge.
(Flush of Shame with Alejandro)
Alejandro:
Zoey, Mike is not what he seems.
Zoey:
What do you mean by that?
Alejandro:
What i mean is Mike is--aah!
Chris:
8 All Stars remain. Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time on Total Drama All Stars!
Episode 10:
Zeek and Ye Shall Find:
Chris (recapping events from the previous episode):
Last time on Total Drama All Stars, the contestants took part in a regatta challenge in which both teams had to make a complete circle around the island. In the end, Duncan's bad habits finally caught up to him and Alejandro was voted out. Who will be flushed next? Find out right here right now on Total Drama All Stars!
(After the intro)
Chris:
Attention All Stars. To celebrate the 100th episode, you guys have to bake a cake . Once you do, it must be frosted and be brought to me to taste. (He is so busy talking he doesn't notice Zeke right behind him)
Zoey:
Chris? Chris? Are you there?
(There is no answer)
Dawn:
Oh dear. I fear he may of have gone missing. We've got to inform Chef in order for us to save Chris.
(After Chef is given the bad news)
(The contestants were loaded onto an elevator leading down into the mine)
(After everyone plus Chef arrives)
Dawn (noticing Ezekiel's temper):
Oh dear. His aura is dangerously peaking into the red zone level. All these years of past humiliation have only made Zeke's temper rse.
This season did not make me incredibly happy because the people who made this season found many ways to make the actual show shorter by spending about six minutes going into mikes mind trying to defeat this new personality "Mal" plus the numerous commercials so yeah also it was freaking' stupid in the second or third episode when Alejandro is reveled and sounds like a stupid girl no soothing and manly voice but a squeaky annoying one. he's not as manipulative, sly or manly like he was in the last episode. Lawshawna was highly needed in this season to promote more drama And to top it all off this season was just short! only having oh, 14 players and all so cartoon network needs to up their game! i give this season three stars because Alejandro and heather finally got together go team ale-heather!
PS this article was on November 19 2013 wish zoey good luck
