Jason: Hi people outside of your television! I'm Jason and this is my super annoying sistar, Rachel!
Rachel: Jason, you know i can hear you, right?
Jason: Yes, i know and do'nt care about it!
Rachel: Oooh Jason! When that camera turn off, i'm so gonna give you!
Jason: Yeah, we'll see it's you or me who's the strongest when the camera turns of. . .
Rachel: I've made another decission, we'll just do it now! I mean, the contestants is'nt gonna come before a couple of minutes, so why do'nt we just do it now?
Jason: I do'nt wanna look messy on the screen!
Rachel: *makes chicken sounds* Chiiikeeen!
Jason: I'm not a chicken! I just do'nt punch women. . . That's all!
Rachel: Oh, so just because i'm a woman, you think i'm weak and can't deffend myself!? Ooooh you've had this one comeing for 15 years! *Jumps on Jason and they start fighting*
*Boat arrives with Jackson and Chelsea*
Chelsea: What's up with those guys? Is'nt this show supposed to be without any danger and fighting?
Jackson: I do'nt know, but that girl is so damn H-O-T man!
Chelsea: Jackson, we're contestants in a realityshow, not a part of a cruise for lovestruck singles!
Jackson: Who cares?
Chelsea: Urgh Jackson! Your pervert!
Jackson: What ever. . .
Chelsea: Hey, what did you do in your audition?
Jackson: I scared Edward with jumping out from is piano saying BOO! You?
Chelsea: HAHAHA!! Oh Jackson, why are you always doing such a thing? Well, Emmet just caught me on tape just before i went hunting. . . You think it's bad to be a vampire here?
Jackson: Nah, we're immortal, how can that be a bad thing?
Chelsea: I do'nt know. . . Hey guys! Yeah, you two! Can you guys tell us what we're atualy gonna do out here?
Rachel: Oh Jason! The first contestants are here!
Chelsea: . . . Yeah, yeah we are.
Jason: Uhm, well, uhm, Hi! And welcome on Total Drama Castaway! There'll be diffrent competitions that we decide and you have no affection on it! Does'nt it just sound wonderful!
Jackson: Oh, yeah, wonderful. . . Well, what are you guys actualy called?
Rachel: Uhm. . Hi! And i'm Rachel and this is Jason, my annoying big broth-
Jason: See! Looks like some ore are comming! Oh, and it's Stacey!
Stacey: Wow this place is amazing! How did you just find this!?
Rachel: Uh, we have some. . . Connections. . .
*Flashback*
Rachel: Okay Brad! Now, you let us use the islands or i'll put these photos of you using a ladyshaver on the internet!
Brad Pitt: Okay, okay!
*Flashback ends*
Stacey: . . . Ooookay!
Jason: Phew, close. . .
Stacey: What?
Jason: Nothing! Oh look! Now Athena and Kammi is comming!
Kammi: *To Athena* See? I knew it! This seasong the host would'nt be Chris!
Athena: Yeah yeah, whatever! Atleast these is'nt over 20! I think. . .
Rachel: *Giggles* Nope, we're not above 20!
Jason: Eventhought she can act like one. . .
Rachel: *elbows Jason* Look! More of them!
Holly: This place is so cool! How did you guys find it?
Rachel: Loooong story! But do'nt worry, you'll soon find out how this place relly is!
Holly: Cool!
Jason: Okaaay. . . Argh, why is that boat so damn slow! Why could'nt we afford a better one?
Rachel: Because the money blew up last season! Remember? And Heather put her lawyers in it to get her money!
Jason: Heather has lawyers? Since when!?
Rachel: Is'nt it kinda obvious? Since she lost th money ofcourse! Duh!
Jason: Argh Rachel, do'nt be such a- Oh! Now Skeater is comming! Finaly, a man! I'm feeling kinda crushed with all these girls! Even the camera dude is a girl!
Camera Girl: Would'nt it then be a dudette?
Jason: Mind your own camera! Well, hello Skeater! How's it going buddeh?
Skeater: Uhm, first, is there many snakes here? And other animals?
Jason: Ofcourse there are! The people who've been here had been bitten by animals tons of times! But, no one's dead. . . Yet!
Holly: That rymes!
Jason: Yeah, it does. . . Okay, next one's up is Cody!
Cody: Hey girls, how's it going? *smirks*
Jason: Uhm, Cody? There's no fangirls in this season. . So far. . . Maybe there'll be some on next boat!
Cody: Argh man! Seriously? Uh, well, then i'm just gonna follow Holly. . .
Holly: You know my name?
Cody: Yeah, you just speaked, that guy said you name *points at Jason* so it's kinda easy to figure out then. . .
Jason: Hey, 'that guy' actualy has a name!
Cody: Yeah. . .
Holly: Oh. . . But do'nt follow me! Seriously, you DO'NT follow a girl when she goes peeing! Uhm, by the way, where's the bathrooms?
Rachel: Seriously? Anyone actualy figured out that we're on a desert island!? There IS no bathrooms!
Holly: But where are we gonna pee? And do our confessionals?!
Rachel: You pee in the water or in the jungle, you make your confessionals right there. *points at a spot where there's shown a little camera and a stone*
Holly: Okay! I'll be right back! Oh god, good i remembered my swimwear!
Rachel: Okay, anyone who forgot your swimwear, cuz it's getting real hot out here, and you'll probably faint of you keep your real clothes on!
*Everyone looks around*
Cody: Uhm, i've forgot mine!
*Everyone looks surprised at Cody*
Rachel: Okay, we can't have you running around naked.
Cody: So, what are we gonna do?!
Rachel: Well, i have some ekstra bikinis, but seriously. . .
Cody: No man! I've allready worn one of those german bikinis! Please, do'nt let me wear some kind of pink bikini too!
Rachel: Seriously!? Why do EVERYONE think i like pink so much!?
Jason: Seriously sis? You're a girl, we guys just think girls like pink!
Rachel: I have alot of swimsuits and bikinis but not a pink one! I have 3 blue, 2 black and green, 4 black, red and blues, 1 multi color an-
Jason: Okay Cody, you can just borrow one of mine, i relly can't take my sister's babbling about swimsuits! She's such a swimming freak! Seriously, she did'nt have enough space in her room for her swimming trophys, so she used some of my room for it. . .
Cody: Okay, thanks buddy!
Jason: Yeah, fine, oh, now Bridgette is comming!
Bridgette: Aaaah, see THIS is a good beach Chris! See, atleast ONE of the shows can actualy afford a good beach! How did you guys find it?
Rachel: Aaargh, please, do'nt ask!
Bridgette: Oookay. . . *takes her bags and walk up behind the rest of the contestant*
Jason: And now we hav-
Rachel: I wanna say who's comming this time! And now, Duncan is comming!
Duncan: Seriously, can't this boat go a little faster!?
Jason: Yeah! I mean no, they can't go any faster! But i wish they could!
Duncan: Seriously, you strain like crazy!
Rachel: HAHA! There you got it!
Jason: You just shut up Rachel!
Duncan: Rachel? He dude, your little sister is pretty hot, you know.
Jason: You stop right there! If you're trying to make a move on her, you're gonna end up with a broken arm, and that's NOT a animal who'll do that!
Jackson: Okaaayy. . . Well, when those two will fight I'M gonna make a move on her! *evil luagh for fun*
Rachel: Okay now we're just gonna move on to the next contestant! And it's Courtney! Welcome to Total Drama Castaway, Courtney!
Courtney: Hi Rachel! It's relly nice to meet you1 And you too Jason!
Jason: Wow, the first one who actualy knew our names! Impressive! I'm sure i'll do good on the island!
Courtney: Thank you!
Rachel: Okay next one up is Mellisa!
Mellisa: Argh, seriously, we're gonna live here?
Jason: Uhm, yes ma'am!
Mellisa: Ooooh you're gonna regret you just said that! *gives Jason a sesion of small punches and he falls to the ground*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND!?
Mellisa: I've taken figting class lately! They've learned us how to paralyze an enemy for a couple of minutes.
Jason: WOW!
Mellisa: Okay, so, we're gonna live here, right? Is there gonna be some kind of shadow somewhere?
Rachel: Since my brother is paralyzed, and thank you very much for that, i'm just gonna do the talking right now, and yes, but you're gonna make it yourself! Why do you think people call this a desert island?
Mellisa: Okay. . . As long as i do'nt need to be in the sun all the time, i'm getting relly angry if that happens!
Rachel: Alright, alrght, okay, next up is Trent!
Jason: *whispers to Duncan* I do'nt get what the girls see in that guy!
Duncan: Yeah, Elvis is'nt anymore special than me.
Rachel: Erh Hmn! You're right Duncan, you're so muc more worse than 'Elvis'!
Duncan: *Annoyed glare* Seriously, she's hot!
Courtney: Just stick with you little goth-girl girlfriend Dunky!
Duncan: Argh, seriously! You know i hate that name!
Courtney: Why do you think i'm using it?
Rachel: Uhm, guys? Are you done yet, cuz it would be quite nice if we could move on with the show!
Courtney+Duncan: Sorry. . .
Rachel: Okay, next one up is Katie and Sadie! Urgh seriously? We're having them BOTH with us this season? I thought first season was enough EEEEP'ing for a whole lifetime! I do'nt get it how you guys could survive a half seasong with them!
Coutney+Bridgette: Oh, we could'nt! Seriously, the best episode was when Katie was trhown out!
Rachel: Okay. . . Hey! Looks like my brother can move again! Hey Mellisa! Can you please do your trick just one more time?
Mellisa: Sorry, not right now!
Jason: Rachel, please, not one more time! I'm getting seriously tired of all this paralyzeing stuff! Okay, next one up is Tyler! Argh, come on! Can't we have some more at the same time?! This takes forever!
Rachel: Okay, now it's. . . HAROLD!? How is that even possible?! I THOUGHT WE FORBID HIM TO JOIN!?
Jason: Yeah, but i knew it would annoy you!
Rachel: Oh, just you wait Jason, just you wait. . .
Jason: Whatever, next up we have Lia!
Lia: *to boatman* You better drive faster, or then you better do 10 pull ups when we reach the coast!
Boatman: *sails faster*
Lia: That's better!
Rachel: Hi Lia! Wlecome to Total Drama Castaway!
Lia: Hey Rachel, Jason, everyone else!
Jason: Okay, we're running out of time, so everyone better hurry up and get into the long crowd!
Rachel: Next up i- Argh, i'm tired of saying that lame old sentence! Just give it up for Chey! Or something. . .
Chey: Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me into TDC!
Jason: No problem! Aaaand we relly needed new contestants. . .
Rachel: Okay, hi Chey, and now we move on to AJ!
AJ: HIYA EVERYONE! This is like, just, sooooo cool! *tries to walk out of the boat, but trips and falls to the ground*
Courtney: Argh, not Izzy-first-season all over again!
Rachel: You know you COULD be a little help ful you know! By the way, should'nt Holly be back by now?
Holly: *swinging in a liana (sp?) and jumps down to the ground* Sorry, i walked into the jungle but got kinda lost, so i took this liana and hoped it led to the beach! Hiya new people!
AJ: Hi! I-
Rachel: Okay, do'nt have so much time, so move on AJ cuz we still need the last two contestants!
Jason: Okay, now we have! Argh, wait, that sounds like something granmom would say. . . Okay, let's try with, Now we say welcome to- No, that sounds even worse. . . What abou-
Rachel: JASON! Just introduce our next contestant! NOw, not at christmas!
Jason: Fine,fine, now we have, Thorn!
Thorn: Seriously, you could'nt find a faster boat!
Jason: Please! We were trying, but there was'nt enough money!
Thorn: If this does'nt get faster, i'l swim to the coast!
Boatman: Just because Chris relly wanted me to continue the job, now i'm going to drive the boat! Seriously, it was much more funny in TDA. . . Especialy when i was locking Gwen and Lindsay into those cages. . . Haha, good times!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!! Is that Chef!? How can tha- But how's it even possible!?
Jason: We STILL needed money, and Chef did'nt take to much, so i just hired him!
Rachel: . . . Oh, well, whatever, now we have our next contestant, and it's Bailey!
Bailey: Hey, you on the beach! Yes the boy out there, give me 5 ull ups ight now!
Jason: Yes ma'am! *starts*
Rachel: Ooookaaayy. . . Well, next one is Charlette! Welcome!
Charlette: Cool! This island looks like paradise!
Rachel: Oh, just you wait a couple of days, then you'll see how much 'paradise' this is!
Charlette: Okaayy. . .
Jason: Okay, next is Tyler
Tyler: Finaly! A place without Chef!
Chef (boatman): You do'nt know thatb i'm standing right behind you, huh?
Tyler: . . . AAAARGH! *Jumps of the boat and lands on his head*
Rachel: OH MY GOSH! Are you okay Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, i'm fine!
Jason: OKay, now it's Ember!
Ember: . . . Okay, so this is the island?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is!
Ember: . . . Okay. . .
Rachel: Okay, finaly, here is. . . Uhm, why is'nt the boat comming?
Jason: It is! It's just slow! Very slow. . . Oh, now i can see. . . Noah! Wow, he's in? How the hell is he gonna be here!? Did'nt you watch season 1 with all his 'allergics'?
Rachel: Yeah, but now he's in, got a problem? Cuz i can easily make Mellisa come here and punch you again!
Jason: okay. . . That was it for today! Come and join us again next week here on, Total, Drama, Castaway!
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A/N Okay, so, what do you guys think of it? Sorry if i did'nt do your charecter right, this is my first try u know!
Rachel: Jason, you know i can hear you, right?
Jason: Yes, i know and do'nt care about it!
Rachel: Oooh Jason! When that camera turn off, i'm so gonna give you!
Jason: Yeah, we'll see it's you or me who's the strongest when the camera turns of. . .
Rachel: I've made another decission, we'll just do it now! I mean, the contestants is'nt gonna come before a couple of minutes, so why do'nt we just do it now?
Jason: I do'nt wanna look messy on the screen!
Rachel: *makes chicken sounds* Chiiikeeen!
Jason: I'm not a chicken! I just do'nt punch women. . . That's all!
Rachel: Oh, so just because i'm a woman, you think i'm weak and can't deffend myself!? Ooooh you've had this one comeing for 15 years! *Jumps on Jason and they start fighting*
*Boat arrives with Jackson and Chelsea*
Chelsea: What's up with those guys? Is'nt this show supposed to be without any danger and fighting?
Jackson: I do'nt know, but that girl is so damn H-O-T man!
Chelsea: Jackson, we're contestants in a realityshow, not a part of a cruise for lovestruck singles!
Jackson: Who cares?
Chelsea: Urgh Jackson! Your pervert!
Jackson: What ever. . .
Chelsea: Hey, what did you do in your audition?
Jackson: I scared Edward with jumping out from is piano saying BOO! You?
Chelsea: HAHAHA!! Oh Jackson, why are you always doing such a thing? Well, Emmet just caught me on tape just before i went hunting. . . You think it's bad to be a vampire here?
Jackson: Nah, we're immortal, how can that be a bad thing?
Chelsea: I do'nt know. . . Hey guys! Yeah, you two! Can you guys tell us what we're atualy gonna do out here?
Rachel: Oh Jason! The first contestants are here!
Chelsea: . . . Yeah, yeah we are.
Jason: Uhm, well, uhm, Hi! And welcome on Total Drama Castaway! There'll be diffrent competitions that we decide and you have no affection on it! Does'nt it just sound wonderful!
Jackson: Oh, yeah, wonderful. . . Well, what are you guys actualy called?
Rachel: Uhm. . Hi! And i'm Rachel and this is Jason, my annoying big broth-
Jason: See! Looks like some ore are comming! Oh, and it's Stacey!
Stacey: Wow this place is amazing! How did you just find this!?
Rachel: Uh, we have some. . . Connections. . .
*Flashback*
Rachel: Okay Brad! Now, you let us use the islands or i'll put these photos of you using a ladyshaver on the internet!
Brad Pitt: Okay, okay!
*Flashback ends*
Stacey: . . . Ooookay!
Jason: Phew, close. . .
Stacey: What?
Jason: Nothing! Oh look! Now Athena and Kammi is comming!
Kammi: *To Athena* See? I knew it! This seasong the host would'nt be Chris!
Athena: Yeah yeah, whatever! Atleast these is'nt over 20! I think. . .
Rachel: *Giggles* Nope, we're not above 20!
Jason: Eventhought she can act like one. . .
Rachel: *elbows Jason* Look! More of them!
Holly: This place is so cool! How did you guys find it?
Rachel: Loooong story! But do'nt worry, you'll soon find out how this place relly is!
Holly: Cool!
Jason: Okaaay. . . Argh, why is that boat so damn slow! Why could'nt we afford a better one?
Rachel: Because the money blew up last season! Remember? And Heather put her lawyers in it to get her money!
Jason: Heather has lawyers? Since when!?
Rachel: Is'nt it kinda obvious? Since she lost th money ofcourse! Duh!
Jason: Argh Rachel, do'nt be such a- Oh! Now Skeater is comming! Finaly, a man! I'm feeling kinda crushed with all these girls! Even the camera dude is a girl!
Camera Girl: Would'nt it then be a dudette?
Jason: Mind your own camera! Well, hello Skeater! How's it going buddeh?
Skeater: Uhm, first, is there many snakes here? And other animals?
Jason: Ofcourse there are! The people who've been here had been bitten by animals tons of times! But, no one's dead. . . Yet!
Holly: That rymes!
Jason: Yeah, it does. . . Okay, next one's up is Cody!
Cody: Hey girls, how's it going? *smirks*
Jason: Uhm, Cody? There's no fangirls in this season. . So far. . . Maybe there'll be some on next boat!
Cody: Argh man! Seriously? Uh, well, then i'm just gonna follow Holly. . .
Holly: You know my name?
Cody: Yeah, you just speaked, that guy said you name *points at Jason* so it's kinda easy to figure out then. . .
Jason: Hey, 'that guy' actualy has a name!
Cody: Yeah. . .
Holly: Oh. . . But do'nt follow me! Seriously, you DO'NT follow a girl when she goes peeing! Uhm, by the way, where's the bathrooms?
Rachel: Seriously? Anyone actualy figured out that we're on a desert island!? There IS no bathrooms!
Holly: But where are we gonna pee? And do our confessionals?!
Rachel: You pee in the water or in the jungle, you make your confessionals right there. *points at a spot where there's shown a little camera and a stone*
Holly: Okay! I'll be right back! Oh god, good i remembered my swimwear!
Rachel: Okay, anyone who forgot your swimwear, cuz it's getting real hot out here, and you'll probably faint of you keep your real clothes on!
*Everyone looks around*
Cody: Uhm, i've forgot mine!
*Everyone looks surprised at Cody*
Rachel: Okay, we can't have you running around naked.
Cody: So, what are we gonna do?!
Rachel: Well, i have some ekstra bikinis, but seriously. . .
Cody: No man! I've allready worn one of those german bikinis! Please, do'nt let me wear some kind of pink bikini too!
Rachel: Seriously!? Why do EVERYONE think i like pink so much!?
Jason: Seriously sis? You're a girl, we guys just think girls like pink!
Rachel: I have alot of swimsuits and bikinis but not a pink one! I have 3 blue, 2 black and green, 4 black, red and blues, 1 multi color an-
Jason: Okay Cody, you can just borrow one of mine, i relly can't take my sister's babbling about swimsuits! She's such a swimming freak! Seriously, she did'nt have enough space in her room for her swimming trophys, so she used some of my room for it. . .
Cody: Okay, thanks buddy!
Jason: Yeah, fine, oh, now Bridgette is comming!
Bridgette: Aaaah, see THIS is a good beach Chris! See, atleast ONE of the shows can actualy afford a good beach! How did you guys find it?
Rachel: Aaargh, please, do'nt ask!
Bridgette: Oookay. . . *takes her bags and walk up behind the rest of the contestant*
Jason: And now we hav-
Rachel: I wanna say who's comming this time! And now, Duncan is comming!
Duncan: Seriously, can't this boat go a little faster!?
Jason: Yeah! I mean no, they can't go any faster! But i wish they could!
Duncan: Seriously, you strain like crazy!
Rachel: HAHA! There you got it!
Jason: You just shut up Rachel!
Duncan: Rachel? He dude, your little sister is pretty hot, you know.
Jason: You stop right there! If you're trying to make a move on her, you're gonna end up with a broken arm, and that's NOT a animal who'll do that!
Jackson: Okaaayy. . . Well, when those two will fight I'M gonna make a move on her! *evil luagh for fun*
Rachel: Okay now we're just gonna move on to the next contestant! And it's Courtney! Welcome to Total Drama Castaway, Courtney!
Courtney: Hi Rachel! It's relly nice to meet you1 And you too Jason!
Jason: Wow, the first one who actualy knew our names! Impressive! I'm sure i'll do good on the island!
Courtney: Thank you!
Rachel: Okay next one up is Mellisa!
Mellisa: Argh, seriously, we're gonna live here?
Jason: Uhm, yes ma'am!
Mellisa: Ooooh you're gonna regret you just said that! *gives Jason a sesion of small punches and he falls to the ground*
Jason: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND!?
Mellisa: I've taken figting class lately! They've learned us how to paralyze an enemy for a couple of minutes.
Jason: WOW!
Mellisa: Okay, so, we're gonna live here, right? Is there gonna be some kind of shadow somewhere?
Rachel: Since my brother is paralyzed, and thank you very much for that, i'm just gonna do the talking right now, and yes, but you're gonna make it yourself! Why do you think people call this a desert island?
Mellisa: Okay. . . As long as i do'nt need to be in the sun all the time, i'm getting relly angry if that happens!
Rachel: Alright, alrght, okay, next up is Trent!
Jason: *whispers to Duncan* I do'nt get what the girls see in that guy!
Duncan: Yeah, Elvis is'nt anymore special than me.
Rachel: Erh Hmn! You're right Duncan, you're so muc more worse than 'Elvis'!
Duncan: *Annoyed glare* Seriously, she's hot!
Courtney: Just stick with you little goth-girl girlfriend Dunky!
Duncan: Argh, seriously! You know i hate that name!
Courtney: Why do you think i'm using it?
Rachel: Uhm, guys? Are you done yet, cuz it would be quite nice if we could move on with the show!
Courtney+Duncan: Sorry. . .
Rachel: Okay, next one up is Katie and Sadie! Urgh seriously? We're having them BOTH with us this season? I thought first season was enough EEEEP'ing for a whole lifetime! I do'nt get it how you guys could survive a half seasong with them!
Coutney+Bridgette: Oh, we could'nt! Seriously, the best episode was when Katie was trhown out!
Rachel: Okay. . . Hey! Looks like my brother can move again! Hey Mellisa! Can you please do your trick just one more time?
Mellisa: Sorry, not right now!
Jason: Rachel, please, not one more time! I'm getting seriously tired of all this paralyzeing stuff! Okay, next one up is Tyler! Argh, come on! Can't we have some more at the same time?! This takes forever!
Rachel: Okay, now it's. . . HAROLD!? How is that even possible?! I THOUGHT WE FORBID HIM TO JOIN!?
Jason: Yeah, but i knew it would annoy you!
Rachel: Oh, just you wait Jason, just you wait. . .
Jason: Whatever, next up we have Lia!
Lia: *to boatman* You better drive faster, or then you better do 10 pull ups when we reach the coast!
Boatman: *sails faster*
Lia: That's better!
Rachel: Hi Lia! Wlecome to Total Drama Castaway!
Lia: Hey Rachel, Jason, everyone else!
Jason: Okay, we're running out of time, so everyone better hurry up and get into the long crowd!
Rachel: Next up i- Argh, i'm tired of saying that lame old sentence! Just give it up for Chey! Or something. . .
Chey: Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me into TDC!
Jason: No problem! Aaaand we relly needed new contestants. . .
Rachel: Okay, hi Chey, and now we move on to AJ!
AJ: HIYA EVERYONE! This is like, just, sooooo cool! *tries to walk out of the boat, but trips and falls to the ground*
Courtney: Argh, not Izzy-first-season all over again!
Rachel: You know you COULD be a little help ful you know! By the way, should'nt Holly be back by now?
Holly: *swinging in a liana (sp?) and jumps down to the ground* Sorry, i walked into the jungle but got kinda lost, so i took this liana and hoped it led to the beach! Hiya new people!
AJ: Hi! I-
Rachel: Okay, do'nt have so much time, so move on AJ cuz we still need the last two contestants!
Jason: Okay, now we have! Argh, wait, that sounds like something granmom would say. . . Okay, let's try with, Now we say welcome to- No, that sounds even worse. . . What abou-
Rachel: JASON! Just introduce our next contestant! NOw, not at christmas!
Jason: Fine,fine, now we have, Thorn!
Thorn: Seriously, you could'nt find a faster boat!
Jason: Please! We were trying, but there was'nt enough money!
Thorn: If this does'nt get faster, i'l swim to the coast!
Boatman: Just because Chris relly wanted me to continue the job, now i'm going to drive the boat! Seriously, it was much more funny in TDA. . . Especialy when i was locking Gwen and Lindsay into those cages. . . Haha, good times!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!! Is that Chef!? How can tha- But how's it even possible!?
Jason: We STILL needed money, and Chef did'nt take to much, so i just hired him!
Rachel: . . . Oh, well, whatever, now we have our next contestant, and it's Bailey!
Bailey: Hey, you on the beach! Yes the boy out there, give me 5 ull ups ight now!
Jason: Yes ma'am! *starts*
Rachel: Ooookaaayy. . . Well, next one is Charlette! Welcome!
Charlette: Cool! This island looks like paradise!
Rachel: Oh, just you wait a couple of days, then you'll see how much 'paradise' this is!
Charlette: Okaayy. . .
Jason: Okay, next is Tyler
Tyler: Finaly! A place without Chef!
Chef (boatman): You do'nt know thatb i'm standing right behind you, huh?
Tyler: . . . AAAARGH! *Jumps of the boat and lands on his head*
Rachel: OH MY GOSH! Are you okay Tyler?
Tyler: Yeah, i'm fine!
Jason: OKay, now it's Ember!
Ember: . . . Okay, so this is the island?
Rachel: Yes, yes it is!
Ember: . . . Okay. . .
Rachel: Okay, finaly, here is. . . Uhm, why is'nt the boat comming?
Jason: It is! It's just slow! Very slow. . . Oh, now i can see. . . Noah! Wow, he's in? How the hell is he gonna be here!? Did'nt you watch season 1 with all his 'allergics'?
Rachel: Yeah, but now he's in, got a problem? Cuz i can easily make Mellisa come here and punch you again!
Jason: okay. . . That was it for today! Come and join us again next week here on, Total, Drama, Castaway!
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A/N Okay, so, what do you guys think of it? Sorry if i did'nt do your charecter right, this is my first try u know!
