Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was reading the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both said trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call you in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for you must be from them," Jessica said with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do you guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the show when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The show was on the road, like it or not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids said yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they love the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)
South Carolina~Jessica/John
Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest of the mail inside her home. When she reached the living room, she saw her little brother with his eyed glued to his DS, playing Pokemon. Her dad was reading the paper, and her mom was knitting. Huh. It was like the past and the present all mixed into one.
She slammed the mail on the coffee table.
"Guess what came in the mail today?" Jessica asked.
"What?" Her parents both said trying to look interested. Her brother, on the other hand did not care that much to fake it.
"Did the nut house call you in? John said. Ugh. Little brothers. Can they get any worse?
"No. But the letter for you must be from them," Jessica said with a smile, handing him his letter.
She turned her attention to her parents again. "Do you guys remember that audition tape I sent for Total Drama?"
"Yes," Mom said, suddenly interested.
"Well, I got a letter in the mail today. I'm on the show!"
"Honey, that's great!" Her dad told her.
"No way," John muttered, dropping his opened letter.
"What? To shocked to find a way to make fun of me?"
"No. I'm just wondering how I got on the show when I didn't even audition," John said
"What? No way." Jessica picked the letter off the floor. Sure enough, John had the same letter has she did, except it was addressed to him.
The room was quiet. Dead quiet. Finally, Jessica broke the silence.
"Well, I have a better shot at the money now!
"Jessica!" Her mom hissed.
"There's gotta be a mistake," John said.
But there was none. 2 weeks later, they were all packed up, ready to fly to Alabama. The show was on the road, like it or not.
Quebec, Canada~Courtney
Why the hell was she doing this?
That show, no death trap, had nearly killed her, plus it's were she met Duncan!
Duncan. She still jumped at the sound of his name.
Duncan, the boy who had turned her whole life up-side down.
Duncan, the bad boy who won a million dollars on season 2.
Duncan, who made her feel like, like...like there was no was ulse but her and him.
Duncan, who had cheated on her.
Duncan, who had kissed Gwen.
Duncan, who she hated.
Duncan, who she still loved.
Duncan. Duncan. Duncan. The name ran in her head.
DUNCAN!
Courtney sighed. If she was ever going to see him again, she who have to go. She got up and began to pack.
Maybe, just maybe, this season would be that bad.
If only she new how wrong she'd been.
Florence, Alabama
Chris smiled at the total of players. All of the new kids said yes. Same with the old ones. They may say they hate it, but they love the fame.
They were all coming. This would be the best season ever.
And they didn't have a clue.
I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her heart rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a stool next to her bed and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to show her I was tough. "Duncan, you can't stop me. I need to go. You know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I love you Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I love you." Her heart rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a stool next to her bed and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to show her I was tough. "Duncan, you can't stop me. I need to go. You know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I love you Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I love you." Her heart rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.
Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here you go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never said anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do you hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't you ask Chris for the day off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do you think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here you go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never said anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do you hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't you ask Chris for the day off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do you think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!
Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad you tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate you dad!
Owen's mom: Do you think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad you tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate you dad!
Owen's mom: Do you think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!
Chris: “All Of You Have Casted Your Votes. Safe From Eliminated Today Is:
Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………
Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:
Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..
Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What You Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*
Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off Next On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”
Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………
Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:
Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..
Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What You Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*
Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off Next On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”
brookes POV
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso you want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell or heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i said sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do you know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso you want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell or heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i said sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do you know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!
*Gun shot*
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I LOVE YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a date to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
*evrybody starts running*
Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?
Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.
Duncan:Go get 'em babe!
Lesahwana:Go girl!
Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHNG!!
Trent:WHAT?!
Sumer:I LOVE YOU!!
*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a date to go to Juno's party with?
Miranda:I'll go with you!
Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?
Miranda:Yes...
Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!
*In tunnel*
Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...
"What do you mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."
*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"
RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means you can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a bear hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all next time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
"Ok that means you can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.
Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!
Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.
Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.
Brooke:Frickin Noah....
Izzy:I think i could win this!
MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:
JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY
SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!
"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a bear hug*
"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all next time on
TOTAL
DRAMA
FANPOPPERS!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED