ELIMINATION SARAMONEY (or however you spell it :P)

Rayla: Team skittles, back again I see.

Eva: Oh! SHUT UP!

Rayla: -.- *grumbles* not my fault your team suck. 

Cody: Why you! *Throws skittles in Rayla's face* TAST THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!! >:)

Rayla:-.-.......*pulls out happy meal*

Destrey: Oh shit.

Rayla: *Throws cheese-burger in Cody's face* I'M LOVIN IT GAY TARD!!!! >:D

All: 0.o

Rayla: Yes...well, let's get this over with cause I need to pee. The first sprinkled doughnut goes to Ava.

Pink frosted sprinkled doghnuts are passed out until Geoff and Trent are left.

Rayla: Trent, Dude. I get that the song cannibal sucks but you caused your team the loss. Geoff, I really don't know why they voted for you...... But the person who's going home tonight is..................................CLAREABELL THE COW!!!

A cow comes out from behind the campers.

Clareabell: Moo?

Rayla: Yes Clare. I know you were the one who ate my cupcakes.

Clareabell: Moo.

Rayla: Clare Shane and David on The Upside Down Show (A/N My fave kid show x3) are looking for you.

Clareabell: Moo.....

Rayla: Good bye Clareabell!

Clareabell gets on the dolphin of losers and rides away.

Skittles: 0.o

Rayla: Well.... G'night!

THE NEXT DAY also CONFESSIONAL

Samanthat: TRENT IS ALWAYS MAKEING US LOSE THESE CHALLLENGES! UGH, he better have not thrown that challenge for Crystal, and if he makes us lose on more challenges he's going to get it *puts her fist together* It's not that i dislike Crystal. It just makes me mad that Trent dosen't care about his team!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Samanthat: *stares daggers at Trent*

Trent: *Looks nervose*

Samanthat: *whispering to Bridgette* UHG! He is Soooo annoying! 

Bridgette: Oh my potatoes on rye.

Samanthat: What?

Bridgette: You 2 are the next Courtney and Duncan!

Samanthat: WHAT! I don't like him!

Bridgette: Oh you so do! You'll denie it until we have a fiscal challenge! Then he'll get you to loosen up and you guys will kiss! Then whoever hates Trent will get you voted off :)

Samanthat: 0.o Ummmm I don't think so...

****CONFESSIONAL****
Bridgette: She so likes him :)

Trent: Well I lost the last challenge and Samanthat isn't to happy about that.....

Samanthat: I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!!!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Rayla: Hiya guys! 

Destrey: Intro?

Rayla: WILL YOU STOP REMINDING ME!!!

Destrey: Not until you learn to remember on your own. :)

Rayla: -.- *Takes deep breath* Last time on Total Drama Blank, the campers ate my pie! -.-... (Cody: You aren't gonna drop that, are you?) SHUT UP CODY!!! So I made them sing the most annoying songs ever! In the end it was Trent that was supposed to go home but my Cow did for eating my cupcakes! There! Happy Destrey?!

Destrey: Very. :D

Zeke: Yo man! You've been forgetting to put me in the articles bra!

Rayla: I'm sorry Zeke! Now shut up so I can explain today's challenge. 

Zeke: Yes Ma'am.

Rayla: Good! Now by popular demand (A/N by that i mean my friends) I was told to bring back the boop-camp challenge. 

Destrey; You mean hook, line, and sinker?

****CONFESSIONAL****
Samanthat: SERIOSLY?!
****END CONFESSIONAL****
 
Rayla: Correct-a-mundo! 

Destrey: Dose anyone still say that?

Rayla: -.- Anyway...... it's basically going to be the same thing no changes! So That means... NO BREAKFAST!  

All: *Groans*

Rayla: So ya-

Cheff: GET YA BUTTS OUTSIDE!!!!

OUTSIDE

Rayla: Soooo we just sit on these boats until one of them gives up? 

Chef: Ya pretty much. 

Rayla: But that's boooorrrrrinnnnngggg!!!

Chef: Just do it woman!!!

Rayla: 0.o

****CONFESSIONAL****
Rayla: I now see why Chris calls chef a fag...

Duncan: I hate this episode.....brings back bad memories......
****END CONFESSIONAL****

7 HOURS LATER

Erica: *looks around* where's Bridgette?

Star: and Geoff?

Trent: Oh ya! I saw them leave to go make-out like an hour ago!

Samanthat: SO WE COULD HAVE STOPPED AN HOUR AGO!

Trent: Oops....

Rayla: Well I guess you can put us down....

Teams: *Throws Rayla, chef, and the boat to the side.

Rayla: -.- well........OW!!!

All: *Snickers*

Rayla: Well just for that.... NO LUNCH! :) Now, TO THE MESS HALL!!

AT THE MESS HALL (notice how I remembered the name this time :D)

Rayla: Now I will make you write an article with 700 words about how awesome DuncanxGwen are. In 2 hours :)

DxG: 0.o

Gwen: You freak me out about that.....

Rayla: Good! :)

Cody: What if we don't approve?

Rayla: Shut up Cody. Now write!

Duncan: Ummm what if the paragraph is about ourself?

Rayla: UHG! Just write about how pie is awesome then!

All: Yay!!

Rayla: Ya, ya. Now write.

1 hour later

Rayla: And......TIME!

Lucas, Eva, and Zeke are shown asleep.

Rayla: Tsk, Tsk, Tsk, looks like you 3 are out....now i shall read this pie filled things! *Takes Duncan's papers* -.- Really, Again? I really, really, really, alot of reallys later, love pie.

Duncan: :) Yep! It works doesn't it?

Rayla: Fine..... Well I guess you guys can have dinner. 

All: YAY!!!!

Rayla: BUT..... Sence Cody is a douche....YOU GET THE SLOP CHRIS ALWAYS GIVES Y'ALL!

All: *Death glares Cody*

Cody: Hee hee......

Trent then goes outside.

Samanthat: Where's he going?

Star: *shrugs*

Samanthat: I-I'm gunna follow him....*fallows Trent.*

Star: Haven't I seen this somewhere?

Bridgette: Knew it.

OUTSIDE

Trent: *playing his guitar while singing* But she doesn't notice me! Cause she's watching wrestling, creamin over tough guys!, listening to rap meddle, turn tables in her-

Samanthat: Wow! Your pretty good!

Trent: Oh......Thanks.

Samanthat goes and sits next to Trent.

Samanthat: Sooo... did you write that?

Trent: Ummm... No actually. It's a song by Bowling for Soup.

Samanthat: Oh cool.

Trent: Have you noticed we haven't had to sing yet?

Samanthat: Ya....

Rayla: *pops out of nowhere* Thanks for reminding me! Now Trent, finish that song because I love it and Bowling for Soup!

Trent: Ok?

Rayla: Oh and Cody has to join!

Trent: Why?

Rayla: Because He's a jerk and I know your both talkin bout Gwen!

Cody: Fine.

Trent: Where did you come from?

Cody: 0.o.... I really don't know.....

Rayla:...SING!

Trent: 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' 
Cody: To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. 
Trent: Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring, 
Cody: She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means. 

Trent: And when she walks, 
All the wind blows and the angels sing. 
Cody: She doesn't notice me! 

Trent: Cause she is watchin' wrestling 
Cody: Creamin' over tough guys 
Trent: Listenin' to rap metal 
Cody: Turntables in her eyes 

Both: It's like a bad movie 
She is lookin' through me 
If you were me, then you'd be 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
As I fail miserably, 
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 

Cody: She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange 
Trent: Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad 
Cody: She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty 
Trent: She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have 

Trent: And when she walks, 
All the wind blows and the angels sing. 
Cody: She'll never notice me! 

Both: Cause she is watchin' wrestling 
Creamin' over tough guys 
Listenin' to rap metal 
Turntables in her eyes 
She likes 'em with a mustache 
Racetrack season pass 
Drivin' in a Trans-Am 
Does a mullet make a man? 
It's like a bad movie 
She is lookin' through me 
If you were me, then you'd be 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
As I fail miserably, 
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 

Trent: There she goes again 
Cody: With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair 
Trent: She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated 
Cody: All I wanted was to see her naked! 

Both: Now I am watchin' wrestling 
Tryin' to be a tough guy 
Listenin' to rap metal 
Turntables in my eyes 
I can't grow a mustache 
And I ain't got no season pass 
All I got's a moped...moped....moped..... 
It's like a bad movie 
She is lookin' through me 
If you were me, then you'd be 
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!" 
As I fail miserably, 
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want. 

Trent: She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
(cody: There she goes again) 
Trent: She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
(Cody: There she goes again) 
Trent: She's the girl all the bad guys want! 
She's the girl all the bad guys want! 

Rayla: Urban Spoon!!!

All 3:?????

Rayla: I've been watching way to much IDEK.......anyways...TIME FOR NIGHT TRAINING!!

(Sence I'm to lazy to write this whole entire thing....Let's pretend that night training is over and Duncan and Gwen robbed Rayla's trailer.)

Star: I still feel like this is familiar...

Samanthat: *Laughing uncontrollably*

Star: Ohhhh...... Now I know where I've seen this.....

Samanthat: *about to shove some chocolate in her mouth*

Bridgette: Woe... I think you've had enough.

Samanthat: Just one more *shoves chocolate in her mouth.* Oh My...... *Runs outside*

Ava and Eva: *Snickering*

OUTSIDE :D

Samanthat: *throwing up*

Trent: Hey you ok?

Samanthat: Douse it look like I'm ok?

Trent: Maybe.....

Samanthat: *rolls her eyes* You annoy me you know that.

Trent: Sooo douse that mean you would kill me if I kissed you?

Samanthat: *blushes* Ummm duh!

Trent: Well I think I'm gonna take that chance *kisses Samanthat*

Bridghette: *pops out of nowhere* Told you.....

SxT: *pulls away*

Samanthat: :) Well I'm gonna go...:

Trent: Ya..... See ya.

THE NEXT DAY!!!!

Rayla: I need Are final six to report!

Samanthat, Trent, Destrey, Mirra, Samantha, and izzy come forward.

Rayla: Now go climb that tree and hang upside-down!

They do that.

Rayla: Good Now we shall watch y'all!

Mirra: Ummmm...... Stalkerish much?

Rayla: -.- just shut up and hang!

5 min. Later

Samanthat: Oh god!

Trent: What?

Samanthat: I-I *falls*

Trent: Samanthat! *Falls also*

Destrey: Well that was Gay.....

Mirra: Haha I know right?

Izzy: O MY GOSH A SQIRRLE!!! HEY SQIRRLE!! DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES, OR PANCAKES, OR FRENCH TOAST? CAUSE I DO. DO DO BI DO!!! *falls*

Mirra: That was even gayer then before.....

(I 4got who else I put up here Soooo Let's pretend she fell!)

Destrey: Soooo it only us 2.....

Mirra: Yep! Just like old times Best friend :D

Destrey: Yep :D

Mirra: I shall now cheat!

Destrey: What?

Mirra: *Pours butter on Destreys arms and legs*

Destrey: *starts to loose his grip* HOLY SHATOSKY MUSHROOMS!! *Falls*

Rayla: And the Starburst win!!!

Starburst: *cheers*

Rayla: Even thoe starburst won, I'm still giving Destery amenity because he got cheated.

Destrey: YAY!! :D

Rayla: So viewers, pick who you want voted off of team Skittles! Will team Skittles get out of there loosing streak?, Did Brigette tell you?, Will Trent and Samanthat last?!, Find out next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!






(Fin. Well that took me 4ever 2 write :P don't get all Rawr! Imma bite Ur face off if I didn't do this episode right. It was all on memory........SO YA!!!!! Please leave comment and CONSTUCTIVE criticism. Please and thank You! Starburst-Rock)