(Ello! This is late :P Wellz.... Enjoy!!!)

The two narcissist host entered at the same time, did there intros at the same time, then realized that they where not with the person they where told they where meeting. They snarled at each other, giving very fierce death glares.

"WHAT IS SHE/HE DOING HERE!!" they screeched.

"I'm here to be interviewed a little not-as-hot-as-me-but-still-pretty-hot hotty named Meagan Fox!" Chris smirked, waiting for Blainley to try to top that. Blainley just rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Oh please! I'm here because Johnny Depp requested for ME!!! to interview him!" both then gasped realizing they had been set-up. "UHG! I knew something was up when I saw YOUR name on those question cards." The mad You know what filled host complained. "Well duh!," Chris sighed "Let's just get this over with so I can still make my manny-peddy. Blainley rolled her eyes. "Yep. We here have the manliest of men!" Chris just ignored her comment so she decided to to ask the questions.

"Your first questions come from NoahnStar1616! She asks "Why are you so rude to the contestants?" Chris chuckled.

"Because it's fun! I mean, if I didn't torture these kids ratings would be super low!" Chris answered, still chuckling a bit. Blainley, once again, rolled her eyes. "Maybe they just don't like watching you on TV and they just want a new host, maybe some like......ME?"

Chris gave her his unamused face. "but you didn't get now did you?"

"Cause I turned it down."

"Sure ya did."

She scoffs. "Oh what ever! Her next question is "Are you and Blaine- I mean Mildred an item or what?" NO!!! And it's Blainley! 

Chris snickers. "She wishes she could get with this!" the conceited host exclaimed, pointing to himself. "Plus, I would never date her. She's full of herself, abusive, and would even KILL someone to get what she wants!" (Gee. Sounds like another host we all know -_-)

Blainley rolls her eyes and let's out a small uhg. "Whatever. Her last question is "Is Chef your only friend?" Probably."

Chris laughs. "HA! Your so wrong. Chef is not my only friend. There's.....um....that one intern who everyone loves....Never mind. He hates me. Um" 

This time Mildred laughed. "See! Chris McClane is a lonely, friendless, dirtbag!" she snickered, very amused and evil like. "Well how many friends do you have?! Besides Josh." Chris asked. Blainley froze. "Umm....HEY! I'm asking the questions here. The next ones are from Poptrop300. Her first one is "Why do you enjoy hurting the contestants?"

"Again, its amusing."

"Her next one is "Do you like Blainley?" You better answer no or you'll get the special treatment I gave Heather's face on the Great Wall in China."

Chris scoffed. "Why would I like you. I'd rather like cow poo than you!" Blainley, for the fourth time, rolled her eyes. "The feelings are mutual. Anyways her next question is "Who is your favorite contestant?"

"Psh! All of them. Without all those little suckers I wouldn't have my ratings!" 

"Is that all you care about?"

"You can't tell me it's not all you care about." 

"Drama is more my forte."

"But without ratings your little drama would end."

"Touché. Her last question is "Did you know I'm in the audience about to run up and hug you? *Does evil laugh*" um.. Ok?"

Chris looked to the audience a bit nervous now. "Um.. Always glad to have fans..." he shifted in his chair. Blainley, now annoyed, continued the questions.

"Your next questions are from Tdinoahiscute4. Her first one is "Do you like squirrels?" Wha.....?" Chris had a confused look on his face. "Um... I guess. I never really think about squirrels...."

"Ya... Her next question is "How 'bout pie?" 

"Pies good. It mostly depends on what flavour.... I guess." (A/N You do not know how hard it was for me to write that without making the speaker have a spasm over pie. :P)

"BORING!" Blainley said Rudely. "Her last one is "I'm in the audience with the commenter above! PREPARE FOR HUGGAGE!" What's up with all these groupies?" Chris shifted in his chair again and let out a forced chuckle. "Gotta love those fans...." 

"Ya, Ya cute. The next questions come from Tdacrazy6. And By the way, it's Blainley! Her first question is "What's it like torturing 22 teenagers?"

"Well, it can be really fun sometimes... until they start to complain! Then it gets really annoying. I've already had to switch me facial times to 3 times a week!" 

"Again, Manliest men."

"Quite!"

"Uhg. Whatever, her next question is "Were you embarrassed when Bridgette and Goeff showed hidden footage of you?" Oh My Gosh I remember that! Haha!"

-.- "May I remind you of your special little tape?" Chris asked annoyed. Blainley gasped and stayed quite for once. Chris then answered. "OF COURSE I WAS. Not cool man. That's some personal stuff I don't want no one to see. I mean, u don't go around showing the world all your business! Ok...so maybe I do... But still!, not cool"

"On to her last question. It's "Are you glad that you got the job as a host instead of Mildred?" He better be. Without this, he would be finished!, curplut!, Ruind!" Chris growled. 

"I would still be places!"

"Like a stupid boy-band again?"

"That was a long time ago!"

"Just answer the question!"

"Fine! Chef said I was the only one who got asked to be the host. But ya. I wouldn't want Ugly floor pizza eater to ruin Everyones eyes." Chris snickered. Blainley death glared the host. "The next questions come from "The next questions come from NoCofangirl218. Her First one is "Why do you always torture the teenagers?" Answered 2 times. Her next one is "Why do you always make Chef wear dresses and stuff like that?"

Chris burst out laughing. "We don't make Chef wear those! Chef buys and wears them by himself. Dud has some serious problems cause I'm pretty sure no one wanted to see him in that purple swimsuit." Chris, along with whoever had that picture put back in there heads, shuddered."

"That was horrible. Her last question is "Do you think Blai-I Mildred, would tryly have made a better host than you?" Blainley coughed twice. A Yes being Hurd between both. Chris laughed like the answer was right in front of there faces.

"OF COURSE NOT!"

Blainley shrugged. "Who didn't see that coming? Your last and final questions come from Angel1324159. Her first one is "Do you actually care for the contestants?"

Chris laughed. "Ha ha.. Ahahahaha! That's rich!"

Blainley, now a little confused, decided to just continue with the questions. "Her next one is "Do you wear a wig?" Of course he-" Blainley was interrupted by Chris putting his hand over her mouth. "O-Of course I don't. Heehee... My hairs just that gorges that it looks fake..." Blainley rolled her eyes. 

"Sure. Her last question is "Do you realize your the best host ever!?!?!" 3, 2, 1,"

"OF COURSE I KNOW THAT!!! :D"

The 2 host the stood up. Without ssinf a word or looking at each other, they both yelled:

"INTERNS! WHERE'S MY LAUGHTAE!!!"

(Jes. I b the queen of crappy endings and lateness! Thats kinda good right?
"^^ Yeppers. So next to be interviewed is...................LINDSEY!!!
Her interview choices are:
BETH
HEATHER
COURTNEY

So.....hurrah! Leave 3 questions for Lindsey and some comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and thank you! Abby/Starburst-Rocks)