Total Drama Island Article: Paterific

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posted by SlimShady34

P,P,P,P,P,P,Paterific is my name!Kicking Owen is my game!And you can't keep up with my Paterific thang!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!S,S,S,S,SO TERRIFIC!
Im f,f,famouse!SO F**KING FAMOUSE!
courtney:THIS IS SO AGAINST THE RULES!DOES PATRICK THINK WERE A BUNCH OF FOOLS!?
Chris:THIS IS NOT AGAINST THE RULES!HAVENT YOU WENT TO A BUNCH OF SCHOOLS?!
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Heather:M,M,M,MAKE ME SING!
Im f,f,famouse!So F**king famouse!GIVE ME A HALF OF NO FOAM LATEE!DEEP STEAMED ON 102 HEAT!
*music cuts*
What?I'm famouse now!
*music plays again*
Owen:SHES PATERIFIC!
Duncan:So,so,so herific!
F,F,F,famouse!SO VERY...
cody:Who are you again?
WHAT!?WHO AM I!?WHO AM I!?WHO ARE YOU!
It's a fact that science can still think I'm Paterific!
Courtney&Heather:SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!TURNS OUT SHES NOT SO FAMOUSE!
Whatevers!

mayerli08, agtimm and 1 other like this

soxfan89 Well, You Did Yet Another Good Job! This One Is The Best.

SlimShady34 thanx

soxfan89 We're Starting To Like Each Other Again!

SlimShady34 ya?

soxfan89 No, I'm Not Kidding! You've Seen The Differece.

SlimShady34 ok then...

agtimm Nice...

SlimShady34 XD i make funny

agtimm nice danny. hahahaha

SlimShady34 but i am done with these stupid things

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damn straight

added by Duncan_Courtney

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Random Me!

added by E-Scope

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look in to my eyes what do u see?

added by izzzyroxmysocks

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"Did You Ever Wake Up, and All You Wanted Was To Stab the World With Little Knives?"

posted by Lolly4me2

My eyes flooded with tears when my smooth pale skin skidded across the rubber mat. I screamed until a concerned 30 year old woman trotted over [as fast as you can run in high heals] to these two children.
"Minora, sweetie! What ever happened?" she took my small hands and pulled me to stand. My big blue eyes squinted the tears away, and my whole face turned into an icy glare as I pointed to one, small 6 year old boy, Duncan.
"He hit me!" I shrieked.
"I did not!" he protested. "I simply... high-fived your face."
"Duncan...!" Ms. Everstone choked. She new good and well not to harm this boy, for his...

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Duncan's Bitches (TDI and fanfiction characters)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Courtney
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS ARTICLE IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT

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Manga Crossover Ch. 5 - Take Care of My Sister

posted by Lolly4me2

"Good morning,"
"Morning!"
"Morning, Sofie!"
"Good morning." Sofie said in return to her friends, and gave them a warm smile. She walked briskly down the sidewalk with Ranma at her side, early the next morning.
"I hear your going to represent us in Rythmic Gymnastics!" The girls grinned. "Don't let us down!" Sofie nodded. "Leave it to me."
Oh, right, like you've mastered anything! Ranma shook his head in silence as he walked ahead of her.
Sofie flinched, and her heart pounded. WHAT?! DANGER!?
"SOFIA TENDO, PREPARE YOURSELF!!" Courtney flew from above, clamping down her sword at Sofie. Sofie grabbed...

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to:soniclover101 from:KARIxTRENT HIGH RESOULTION!

added by KARIxTRENT

Source: me.

tdigirl 3 years from now

added by gothgirl7

Source: me

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The Diary of a Shy Heiress: A Duncan/Rikki story (Chapter 3)

posted by DuncansMyLuv14

RECAP: I may have a crush on Duncan and he may like me back some, but I'll do all I have to just to keep him from getting too close to me... No way I'm letting another Juvie boy close enough to me to break my heart.
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*ALMOST LUNCHTIME*

Duncan and I had the same class schedule; every class we had, we had together. It was going to be really hard for me to stay away from him at this rate since he's pretty much following me all over the place. Still, I have my ways of avoiding people; I've had every excuse in the book in my mind so I could keep...

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Total Drama Around the world! episode 4! "Vanpires Rome Ramayana"

posted by BridgexJordan

Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who said good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?

*theame song*

*non-first class*

*katie is bawling*

Jordan: aggggggggggggggg! i can't take it! vote her off already!!!!!
Wally: she tried to but didn't.
Zoey: i's been 3 weeks of none stop crying!...

total drama goth vs emo ep 1 part 2

posted by gothemo1234

(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one you guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist day and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come you dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give you a bone your safe the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze Swift
ok tak and angel i have one...

Total Drama Hollywood: Episode 3 Part 1

posted by DannyLawson14

(We now head to the Famous Penguins cabin. Heather had hearts flown all around her.)

Izzy: Hey, Heather pie! What's up with you?

Heather: Well, i think i have a secret crush on Trent.

Alejandro: You do?

Heather: That's correct.

Beth: But it's too bad that he has already been takened by Gwen.

Duncan: Guess you have no choice but to find another man.

Heather: No way! I want to win Trent's heart. Gwen will not have him.

Izzy: Good for you.

Courtney: But you have to wait for the merge to get him.

Harold: Can you survive some eliminations until the merge starts?

Heather: Of course i can, Harold. I'm a game...

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Total Drama Details Chapter 2

posted by bubblegum505

Chris: Okay,Kiddies! Here are your rooms:

In the first room will be...... *looking through list* Mizzie and Storm! Then.....Addrey and Raynetta!

Ray: *throws a rock at Chris*

Chris: OW! Luckily my hard as rock with the soft texture hair blocked that!

....Zoey and Gwen.... Andrea and Courtney... Annie and Duncan.... Harold and Cody and Jared and Alejandro.

Everyone (besides Storm and Mizzie): WHAT!

Chris: Adios!*leaves with jet pack*

Duncan: I'm gonna kill that jerk!

*all the girls walk over to him*

Alejandro: I think we're suppose to get going now....

Zoey: Uh yeah... *grabs bags*

Mizzie: Yeah... your...

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TOTAL DRAMA LINDSAYS STUPIDITY PART 1

posted by KARIxTRENT

kari,taylor,natalie,andrea,jared,kevin,dannie, chante,and alyssa were trapped on a island with the dimwit blonde ditz:lindsay.
lindsay jumped up and down clapping,kari didnt look amused,she had her arms crossed.
lindsay:eeeeeeeeee!!!!!
kari:GAH!(she covered her ears)
lindsay:hi kara,nadia,tayna,audria,jason,kyle,manny,shannel, and aielsha!
none of them looked amused they all shouted:THATS NOT OUR NAMES!
kari rolled her eyes:this will be a looonnngg stay...........us,an crappy island,and HER!
she looked at lindsay who ran into a wall.
lindsay saw them leaving:hey!wait!I know the way out of here!
jared raised and eyebrow:then WHERE?
lindsay:hmm...I think I forgot.
everyone:ARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is what i think of you part (fanfiction character intoductions)1

posted by bubblegum05

This is Melissa(not in bottom pic)

NOTE: THEESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT FROM OTHER FANPOPPERS THEESE CHARACTERS WERE CREATED BY ME

plz enjoy ^^

It started at 1 Am in Toronto.The aparment was freezing like crazy,and Miranda couldn't sleep.Her old boyfriend,Trent had just broken up with her,but she didn't really care.She already had a huge crush on a new guy at school,and she could only think of that horror movie she just watched.

2 floors up,a guy called Jake and his sister,Nicole were having a huge party.Of coarse,Nicole was a little creeped out by her bro.Why?Becuase he was dating Lindsay.Most people said she looked like Lindsay,but...

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total drama restaurant episode 3(full)

posted by coolthingsfan14

this episode of total drama restaurant was made by two fanpoper coolthingsfan14
and random 9747649

cris : (is 4:00 of the morning) wake up every body is time to make the breakfast

chrissy: but is 4:00 in the morning the breakfast is serve at 6 :00 we still got two hours

cris:i know

crissy:i hate you cris

everyone: me too.

(every one mets at the kitchen very tire)

summer:you suck cris
duncan:yeah

alexander:good for me that i bring a bag of coffee .(wile drinking)
(everyone atacks him)
brigette :give me the coffee
alexander:ok *gasps with love*

chrissy:what are we going to do gaffers
heather:we should make...

DxB Love (episode 5 part 1:Mr.Smarty pants)

posted by gwentrentever

hay babe-Jacki
Hay hotstuff-Duncan
supp badboy-Brittani
hay hotte-Duncan
*kisses Duncan*-Jacki
i always knew you had it bad for me-Duncan
shut it-Jacki
be nice-Brittani
im not a nice person-Jacki
no duh-Duncan
ok well i beter go-Jacki
were u goin now you just got back from work-Duncan
have you ever heard of neighborhood watch someone could see me and report me-Jacki
oh yeah well your no fun-Duncan
i dont care-Jacki

(Later in the day)

I HATE YOU!!!-Jacki
I HATE YOU TOO!!!-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR A MORON-Jacki
WELL YOUR A BIGGER ONE-Duncan
*they kiss*
YOUR SO FREAKIN STUPID!!!-Jacki
I HAVE AND I.Q. OF 160-Duncan
*they...

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DxB Love (episode 3 part 2:The crazy truth)

posted by gwentrentever

Jacki

did you see what she looks like-Cops
oh dont worry she has always been ugly-Brittani
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH thats funny-Duncan
so what i kicked her ass what now i go to juvie-Jacki
exactly-Cops
whatever you suck you freakin bacon bits are the the enemy THE LAW IS THE ENIMY-Jacki
yeah yeah ok get in the car-Cops
i cant believe it her 7th time in juvie-Brittani
she will be fine i promise-Duncan
thats not what im worried about its the fact that how many people she's gonna put in the hospital-Brittani
well... now that she's gone...-Duncan
okay-Brittani

(At night)

ok you know what to do right-Brittani
yeah i have broken...

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I Gotta Feeling Lyrics By: Black Eyed Peas

posted by megaDUNCANfan

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night (x4)

Tonight's the night night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
and loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
Just take it off

Let's paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again...

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TDI'S AFTER LIFE PART 2 EP 1

posted by biancatdifan

It was wednesday there were just 2 days away before court leaves Toronto and go to Vancouver
courtney:*packs some stuff into a suitcase and it falls*oh crap! now i have to start packing again*picks some stuff up*what the heck-*shows picture of duncan and there was a note in the back of the picture*
THE NOT SAYS:
Courtney
I know we have known eachother for like a year but now that your'e going far away from me i just wanted to say that i liked spending time with you and calling you my princess,so like i said last week don't find another boyfiend in Vancouver when you find this pic and this note...