Lindsay: wake up in the morning looking greener then sherk (wheres that Donkey) sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck before i leave i stop and vomit up tequila and glitter *throws up* it seems i spend half of my day with my head in the sh*ter *takes vomit out of her hair*got vomit up in my hair hair but im way to sick to care now im falling down the stairs *falls*ah i-i-i pull myself off the floor and im almost out the door but my family is waiting for me *Noel me and Bones as her family* o crap not again its fine i can stop it anytime
Noel: thats a lie u wont try now u made your mother cry look
Me: *fake crying *oo oo
Lindsay:im outta here this is queer i just drink a couple beers
Me: *stops her*dont leave we love u even hire doctor drew *opens door to Sinto*
Sinto:this pattern needs to end
Lindsay: i think i have to puke again *pukes* well im sad to stay but my head is still realing and now they are talking about there feelings
Bones: it makes me sad when i see u brush your teeth with jack and u borrow my bike and never gave it back *fake crys*
Noel and Sinto: stop showing off your butt but u make young girls act like sluts
Noel: now u getting a beer gut
Sinto:this pattern needs to end and p diddy is not your friend u end up like Lindsay low hand low low hand
Lindsay: i feel trap
Sinto: *shows her a baby picture of herself*we want the old Lindsay back
Lindsay: fuck u doctor drew and your stupid camera crew
Me: girl u dont have to shout we are trying to help u out *fake crying with Noel and Bones*
Lindsay: ok its time u know this is just a video i dont drink or pee in sinks its just what i want my friends to think